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What is Butter-knife?
During intercourse a man ejaculates onto the woman’s forehead. The man quickly reaches for his butter knife and spreads the cum across the woman’s forehead like he’s buttering bread
Chris: “Yo guys I tried out the butter knife technique on Leela, she was so pissed.”
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Butter-knife - what is it?
The knife you used to make a peanut butter sandwhich that you set near the sink, because you’re not sure if you’re done using it. Can be used metaphorically to refer to something else.
•“Hey don’t do dishes, my peanut butter knife is by the sink. I might be hungry later.”
•“If you don’t want to be friends with her again why don’t you just deny her friend request?”
“Well, I might want to sleep with her again at some point sooo, lol. *shrug* She’s my peanut butter knife.”
“I made sure to leave on good terms with my old job in case I need them to be my peanut butter knife next summer.”
What does "Butter-knife" mean?
the political discussion of the of the legality of a situation or substance
Jessica and i were butter-knifing over the status quo and social position of marijuana
Butter-knife - what does it mean?
A Person that is very busy and goes to a lot of events. You usually see him in music or sport events at school. If he’s not on the team he’s in the crowd.
That butter knife kid is all over the place. Everywhere you turn he’s there!
Butter-knife - meaning
When you're talking to a boy, and you're hooking up and its something, but not something enough where you can have the "so are we exclusive" talk, but its more than just a one and done type of thing. You don't know if he is hooking up with other people, and you don't know if you want to hookup with other people and you don't know what to say to your friends or his friends and its just so damn confusing!
"Lets go to Breakers Live tonight, I think my butter Knife is there and I want him to see how hot I look"
Butter-knife - definition
A butter knife is a knife made from butter. As knives go it's pretty good as long as you keep it very cold.
Waaaay back before the Bronze Age, there is no evidence of butter implements being used. However, we are sure that the cavemen used butter knives of a rudimentary design. Unfortunately for archaeologists, global warming of the earth over the past few thousand years has caused all ancient butter knives to melt. All that is left are a few knife-shaped grease stains. I wish people would stop warming thier bloody globals, it's causing untold damage.
We do know that the Neanderthals used butter spears to kill their prey, and butter arrows and quivers were used in the middle ages. Evidence for this has been found in the European Butter Mountains.
How to make a butter knife:
Take some fresh dairy butter and sharpen the butter until razor sharp. Keep in the fridge.
Butter-knife - slang
A persnickety gay man; usually wound up pretty tightly and not particularly fond of women.
When Janice accidentally stepped on his new, camel-suede designer loafers, Brad behaved like a total butter knife.
Butter-knife
"Ghetto Screwdriver"
"Alcoholic drink consisting of cheap vodka and inexpensive orange drink (Sunny Delight, Tampico, Orange Kool Aid)"
"Peanut, bring your daddy a Butter Knife, and use the good Popov in the freezer!"
Butter-knife
A weapon used to stab someone in the eye.
Peter! Get the butter knife!
Edward went half-blind after an incident involving a butter knife.
Butter-knife
Like spooning, butter knifing is laying together with one or more people. Unlike spooning, you lie completely straight like a butter knife and you don't even have to touch the other person. Looks a lot like planking face up or a corpse in a coffin.
Player 1: She won't get out of my bed.
Player 2: Spoon her.
Player 1: No. Spooning is gross. I'm gonna lay next to her like I'm dead. Look we're "butter knifing".
Player 2: You should put that on Urban Dictionary before someone else does. What would forking be?
Player 1: We all know what "forking" is.
Player 2: Painting your toenails is hard.
Player 3: Wait. Look. Do I look dead yet?