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What is Bumpkin?
Female Version of a lumpkin, Where a guy eats a chick out while shes taking a dump
I gave Mary a bumpkin last night
Bumpkin - meme gif
Bumpkin - video
Bumpkin - what is it?
A cute male or female you find yourself close to.
“Oh Kenny you’re such a bumpkin!”
What does "Bumpkin" mean?
To get a blow job while taking a greasy crap ,Using x-lax, and have it splash out of the toilet onto the Head-giver's chin.
Also the short way of saying "Blow me while I sh*t".
She gave me a bumpkin at Dave's house.
Bumpkin - what does it mean?
A very short, very rotund spherical human.
"That guy is so short. And chubby-chub!"
"He's a Bumpkin!"
Bumpkin - meaning
A kid named Christian that sits in the back of the Latin class playing fortnite.
You Estulte bumpkin!
Bumpkin - definition
A person with: 3 teeth, a dirty old truck, and their best friends in the whole world are a chicken, a cat, and an old sock.
That country boy from Holland is such a bumpkin, there ain’t a single person in the town who hasn’t heard the noise coming from his yard, or his truck, or his bedroom.
Bumpkin - slang
When a guy is getting his dick sucked and he puts a line of coke in front of the person's mouth on his dick and he/she snorts it while inserting the cock in his/her mouth. The ultimate blowjob
The frat bro bribed the stripper to suck his dick if he let her give him a bumpkin.
Bumpkin
A country person who lives in a rural area like Union, Kentucky. Someone who usually just sits around and does nothing. Bumpkins usually wear flannels and overalls.
Lexi is a Bumpkin because she just sits on her porch in her flannel and whittles.
Bumpkin
A bastardization of the word pumpkin, Bumpkin is a softener for hillbilly, hick, farmer, Hayseed, not to be confused with Redneck. In this vernacular a man referred to by these types would be a pumpkin, or a little sweet, read as Gay. The softening to Bumpkin usually gives it a more benign meaning like he's harmless or he's simple. Not minded, just without nefarious intentions. Which makes him an excellent Rube.
Country Bumpkin. Look at this Bumpkin straight off the farm. This Bumpkins' coming over hear to buy a used car.
Bumpkin
The process of snorting a line of cocaine off a males erected penis while he is taking a shit.
"Yo, you're never gonna believe this but Jackie just gave me a bumpkin" - Jessie