Definder - what does the word mean?

What is spherical?

A polite alternative to bollocks or balls as a written or oral expletive.

George was always talking a load of spherical objects as none of it was correct.

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Spherical - what is it?

any minga female that is obese

ohhh look at spherical girl waddle, quit eating bitch

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What does "spherical" mean?

A real prick

He's a spherical bastard. No matter which way you look at him, He's still a bastard.

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Spherical - what does it mean?

A complete asshole. An utter waste of chromosomes. Spherical because a complete asshole has no redeeming features whatsoever and is still an asshole no matter which way you look at him/her, just as a sphere presents the same circular outline no matter which direction it is viewed from.

He may have been a junkie for ten years and trashed all his friends, but even when he's gone cold turkey don't expect him to say sorry. He's a spherical asshole.

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Spherical - meaning

History: Often attributed to the eccentric Swiss Astronomer Fritz Zwicky, who used it to refer to fellow astronomers at the Mt. Wilson Observatory as Spherical Bastards. "Because", in his words, "they were bastards, when looked at from any side".

Your bastardness is as as the planets you flap about, spherical. You're a spherical bastard.

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Spherical - definition

Someone who's a perfectly smooth bastard no matter which way you look at him.

Also works with Spherical nutjob, spherical jackass.

Syntax: Spherical cuss-word

History: Often attributed to the eccentric Swiss Astronomer Fritz Zwicky, who used to refer to fellow astronomers at the Mt. Wilson Observatory as Spherical Bastards. "Because", in his words, "they were bastards, when looked at from any side".

Source: dynamical-systems.org/zwicky/Zwicky-e.html

"Hey Eugene McLeroy!"

Eugene McLeroy: Yes?

"You're a spherical bastard."

Eugene McLeroy: Oh My!

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Spherical - slang

An individual with few redeeming characteristics. Stems from the fact that spheres appear exactly the same when viewed from any perspective. The phrase is commonly attributed to astronomer Fritz Zwicky.

Scooby's a spherical bastard, since no matter how you look at him, he's still a bastard.

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Spherical

A males balls

He must have some big shiny sphericals to think he could ask you out!

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Spherical

An unfortunately jovial specimen, usually of the female gender. Known for their buoyant breasts and blubber fluidity like a gentle ocean wave (often hypnotizing). May often be mistaken for a de-tusked walrus.

Laura: "Did you see that massive slut?"
Kate: "Yea bro, she wazzzzz maddddd spherical!"

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Spherical

Encompassing all that is awesome.

I love Charlie's new shoes, they are totally spherical.

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