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What is Bum Fluff?
The growth of hair aroung the arse area which causes such an itchyness that you end up walking like you've shit youself!
If you had to be any fluff in the world bumfluff would be the shitiest!!!
Bum Fluff - video
Bum Fluff - what is it?
Originating from leprechaun rectums in south ireland, bum fluff is the fibres of sweaty underwear that sticks to the scrotum and "Batty criece" when a respectable amount of sweat has been produced that day. On a hot day, people may be seen pulling their underwear out of the arse with their hands, this usually occurs when bum fluff is present.
"Ooh it's hot today isn't it?" *pulls underwear from bum crack*
-or-
"I think i better have a shower, my bum is currently covered in smelly wool."
What does "Bum Fluff" mean?
Often mistaken with anal fluff (different thing etirely)... After a period of certain unhygienically living, a small amount of dust, cat hairs (dog hairs. human hair.. whatever) and sweat congeals in the belly button area of the body and stays there until one either washes (thus terminating the period of unhygienically living and smell) or the lucky other half (or embarassed and soon to fail one night stand) picks it out and unvariably smells it.... it smells of bum.
Phwoar! your bum fluf smells of ass!
What's fluff? Oh! It smells of bottoms. Must be bum fluff again.
Bum Fluff - what does it mean?
like peach fuzz but on your ass
"bum fluff is not real facial hair.
do not try and grow a beard of bum fluff"
Bum Fluff - meaning
Hair on the chin that nobody likes!
Chips has alot of bum fluff!
Bum Fluff - definition
When an adolescent boy first grows facial hair it looks all wispy and yucky. This hair resembles the fluffy hair on some people's bums. So shave it off or you can look ridiculous. Girls really hate it. I'm a girl!
So shave it off and get a REAL beard started!
Once I was up close to my big brother's friend. He had heaps of Bum Fluff on his face which made me want to PUKE!
Bum Fluff - slang
The weird hair that teenage boys have above their top lip around the time of puberty. Like a first moustache
"Ew, he's gross, he has bum fluff on his lips"
Bum Fluff
Ah you're all wrong it aint on your arse it's on your face....god
hey you might wanna shave that bum fluff
Bum Fluff
Bum fluff is literally sparse and whispy facial hairs on an adolescent boy, (Or Asian girl)... Tee hee! Which resemble peach fuzz, under-bed lint, gossimar threads... or any fine downy substance.
"You look a right cunt with that bum fluff on thy face mate! Grow up and stop trying to look like a blonde girl's arse!!!!" * Mr Kipling's Diaries.*
Bum Fluff
Facial hair that is so sparse it can be considered as good as the fluff on one's bottom
That's not a moustache - that's bum fluff