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What is Brandis?
A complicated, strong & rare creature. Truly fascinating & defines intensity in every way. They have intoxicating beauty & entrancing minds that'll drive you to more; despite getting bit!
Places they're found:
- Anywhere shiny, expensive, or cue is
- Curbstomping that b*tch who wronged her
- Chasing random cute dogs so she can pet
If spotted, don't be fooled by 'innocent' nature of walking alone. Be protected during eye contact, you'll get a judging look that cuts to your core. If "the smile" is received, you can approach w/ some safety -Hiphop should be played to distract
Made it past 1st encounter w/ dignity & health in-tact? You're on a journey w/ a woman who is the most demanding, amazing, frustrating, loving, stubborn, adorable variety of all! Love & passion never die as a partner & they are always at 110%. A fantastic friend, lover, mother, & accomplice. Survive the judgements & hang-trums, & you have someone who'll be loyally yours to the end (or until you're kicked to curb).
Tips for bringing a Brandy into your life:
- They ALL suffer from a terrible disease known as EDL (Excessive Drama Leakage) so there are always little drama puddles nearby. Drama sacs are invisible so a petite Brandy seems like minimal space req'd but the sacs auto-expand to at least 85% of the avail. area.
- Love can be bought w/ home BBQ
- Food ends ANY argument
- If dogs or videos & pictures of dogs, or any other "Awww" animal content is near, you DO NOT have her attention
1. 'Brandy' - ˈbran-dē (noun): "If you are throwing a house party, 1 Brandy is the equivalent of 3 norms & will keep it poppin or throw-down if shit gets real"
2. 'Brandy' - ˈbran-dē (verb): Guy: "I slipped in a Brandy puddle last night" Friend: "you spilled your drink?" Guy: "no, something happened at my girlfriend's work so her drama bags were leaking all over
3. 'Brandy' - ˈbran-dē (adj.): Friend: "Congrats on the engagement! What's Brandy like?" Me: "She's definitely a Brandy" Friend: "No shit she's Brandy, what's she like?" Me: "Exactly! She's not like anything but herself"
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Brandis - video
Brandis - what is it?
Typically the name of a girl who is stunningly beautiful, smart, easy to talk to and the kind of person youcan stay up half the night with. Always a good loving person.
Man that girl is breath taking! I'll bet her name is Brandy.
What does "Brandis" mean?
A Brandi is a really beautiful girl. She pays attention to her friends in need and cares a lot about them. Brandi's have really cute eyes and a smile. She loves her friends so much and is a nice person to joke around with. Brandi is the best girl you will ever meet and won't get bored of her.
"Have you met Brandi yet?"
"Yeah! She's a blast!"
Brandis - what does it mean?
A girl that is very beautiful but has no self confidence and is very shy because eveyone leaves her. She is worth every minute but feels like she is worth nothing.
Boy1: this girl brandy doesnt know how amazing and beautiful she is.
Boy2: only if she saw herself through my eyes
Brandis - meaning
Loyal sweet kind. But when you make her mad, you run far very far away, she will smile with you with out you knowing she's mad, then bam your out!
I though Brandi was so sweet, then I broke her heart, I thought she forgave me, till my whole world fell apart.
Brandis - definition
Illest and dopest chick you'll ever meet. She loves hard & drama free. She's very sensual and affectionate. Non materialistic and she picks her friends like she picks her fruit. She is hard to anger, but once angered, beware.
Don't you just want to please Brandi .
Brandis - slang
A Brandi is a very down to earth girl. She loves alcohol and partying with her friends. A Brandi doesn't care what others think and doesn't have a filter. When a Brandi falls in love she falls in love hard and will give you her all. Brandis are unique people with a unique personality and can usually make you laugh without any effort but be careful because when you make a Brandi mad you might as well of released hell's wrath. A Brandi is a loyal friend to have and will do anything for people she cares about. Anyone who catches a Brandi should consider themselves lucky.
Whoa did you see that Brandi over there she's gorgeous.
Brandis
Brandy is a girl that has standards but no limits. She is beautiful.. And amazing in every way. She is brutally honest... So you know where you stand and doesn't care wut u think of her. Brandy is loyal to everyone in her life but can fuck someone up real gud if there not as loyal back. Brandy is always down for a good time but knows that she has responsibilitys. Brandy is Brandy... And she likes being there for anyone at anytime
Hi I am Brandy lol ..I just described me self .... Humble??? Idk
Brandis
Brandis is a amazing boyfriend to girls names that starts with “A”💕 He will treat them with honesty and loyalty and won’t cheat in your for nothing. It’s you over the world 🥺. Brandis is most likely to have money in him 24/7 💕 Brandis is sometimes bipolar towards ppl but that alright. His favorite saying is “ stack or starve “ -100😭
Brandis is so Loyal to me
Brandis
An amazing person with high sex appeal and a wide experience with the imagination, which includes geek qualities, althought the geekiness is made up for in bed.
Brandis has quite an amazing position.