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What is Bourdain?
Verb: The act of using two rolling papers while rolling a marijuana cigarette instead of using a single rolling paper to help the joint burn more evenly. Made popular by the late-great travel enthusiast Anthony Bourdain.
Noun: A joint rolled with two rolling papers rather than just one to prevent an uneven burn. Made popular by the late-great Anthony Bourdain.
Man 1: Aww man, my joint is burning too unevenly, what can I do about it?
Man 2: Don’t worry man, just Bourdain that shit up and you will have no more issues!
Man 1: Damn yo my joint just keeps canoeing on me, I suck at rolling joints.
Man 2: Don’t worry cuz, just roll a Bourdain and that shit will burn evenly!
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Bourdain - what is it?
When smoking marijuana, that one infamous hit that nudges you from sober to high. Usually occurs five to ten minutes into the smoking session, depending upon the quality of the weed. If the weed's super dank, one might Anthony Bourdain on the first hit, though this is rare (and would consequently enable one to appropriately declare, "Noooo reservations!").
Named for the popular chef/host/tour guide who is known for his liberal attitude towards mind-altering substances and who was, incidentally, on television when this phenomenon was being named.
Example 1.
Seymour had been smoking with his friend Mortimer for a few minutes when he suddenly felt the stirrings of a good high. "Ah... I just Anthony Bourdained," he announced.
"There she blows," answered Mortimer.
Example 2.
Jane took her third hit from the bong. As she slowly released the smoke from her lungs and felt her extremities start to tingle, she realized that the hit was her Anthony Bourdain.
What does "Bourdain" mean?
A handsome Cancer man, who was a cocky, sarcastic, knowledgeable, open minded, liberal, functioning alcoholic type of motherfucker who was brave enough to travel to weird ass places and speak his mind, even though it was sometimes cringy, funny, and got him into trouble at times. 6/25/56-6/8/18
Anthony Bourdain said," Fuck you!"to the cop when he was getting arrested for public intoxication. (I have no proof this happened, its a scenario.)
Bourdain - what does it mean?
A large pour of alcohol. Suitable for the likes of Anthony Bourdain. (R.I.P.)
Everyone is getting a Bourdain pour of whiskey, we're in mourning, goddamit!
Bourdain - meaning
Anthony Bourdain; noun, adj.
Anthony Bourdain is an author, chef, and television host. This is ironic because he is also Satan. He is one of the baddest motherfuckers to grace television. His books are well written, conscious, and can be quite humorous. His restraunt, Les Halles, serves amazing French cuisine and is located in New York. He has/had two television shows. The first being "A Cook's Tour" on the Food Network. The second show, "No Reservations", being an almost exact copy, but far better and is still being aired with new seasons being filmed.
On his shows he is known for eating way to much (yet being tall and skinny), smoking excessively, and getting drunk most everywhere he goes. He can also be extremely obnoxious and arrogant when doing any of these three things.
He has also eaten some very nasty things. Andrew Zimmern cannot even stand in the same ring with this guy. Bourdain once ate a Wild Hog's anus while in Namibia.
Cody: Dude, I saw Anthony Bourdain on my trip to New York!
Brian: Bullshit. He wouldn't talk to a faggot like you.
Cody: Good point, but he is still awesome.
Brian: Don't tell me shit I already know, Captain Obvious.
Bourdain - definition
arousal resulting from the sight or consumption of delicious food, usually pork
"Dude, I totally got a Bourdainer from that roast pig."
Bourdain - slang
The act of going to a new location, wandering around and sampling the local cuisine.
Hey let's go to Chinatown and do some Bourdaining. I'm hungry for an adventure.
Bourdain
1.) Talking shit about vegans
2.) Cheating on your wife
Dude, my sister was talking about animal cruelty when I brought home my double cheeseburgers and I almost pulled a Bourdain on that girl!
or
I don't have the heart to tell Shelly that Steve is Bourdaining behind her back.
Bourdain
to eat adventurously. A reference to Anthony Bourdain, chef and author of iA Cook's Tour/i.
My friend went Bourdain and ate the cobra heart.
Bourdain
(verb or noun)
To use menstrual blood in/as an offensive tactic OR engage in positive sexual activity where menstrual blood is involved (usu. fetish pornography)
"Dude, I was on my period and this guy was ticking me off so bad that I wanted to Bourdain all over him."
OR
"She was on her period but we both like to make love anyway. So what if I am going to get a Bourdain ?"