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What is Bongo?
Graphic representation of the reproductive act, or close approximations of said activity.
Alternately known as porn pr0n XXX or Hardcore
Send us your funny websites, but no Bongo or Snuff please
Bongo - meme gif
Bongo - video
Bongo - what is it?
A pair of small drums (one slightly larger than the other) normally associated with beatniks. Bongos however, are commonly used in Latin and Afro-Cuban music. If you decide to invest in bongos, be aware that people around you think that they are good at playing them.. this can be fixed by taking your bongos back and hammering a sexy beat with different methods (e.g. slap, muted slap, rim shot, thumb, fingers, etc.)
Bob: Dude, can I see your bongos?
Charles: sure...
(Bob plays a beat with no rhythm, tempo, repetition, etc.)
Bob: Man, I own at this!
Charles: yeah, right...
What does "Bongo" mean?
(n) (Usually large) female breasts.
Man, check out the bongos on that heet!
Bongo - what does it mean?
Drunk, wasted, pissed, under the influence of any intoxicating substance (alcohol, narcotic).
Jesus, did you see Pieman on Saturday night?! He was completely bongoed!
Bongo - meaning
Bongo bongo very big booooy!
I wish I could fuck bongo bongo
Bongo - definition
1. Just a straight up Bad Situation
Stacie: Damn did you see Marya the other day
Nishane: Yea i know she has no ass
Stacie: Yeah she got the Bongo
Bongo - slang
A person or animal that has deep rooted phsycological or mental illness. The person usually has unconventional ways of doing every-day activities such as licking clean a window. A Bongo is often associated with the noise made by chubacca in the 'star wars' film franchise.
Go lick clean a window Bongo (this will be followed by an imitation of chubacca)
Bongo
A bongo is when you shove your hand so deep inside of someone’s butt that you reach a vital organ, twist it out of it’s socket, and pull it out with your bare hand. This was usually done by native Americans as a public execution.
Native American chief: Death or Bongo?
Victim: Death!
Native American chief: death... by BONGO!
Victim: I’m totally screwed.
Native American chief: *commits bongo*
Victim: *dies*
Bongo
The confirmation of any said act, failure to complete act will result in a punch in any location. Can't bongo bitches; can't beat girls.
"I'm gonna eat a kilogram of icing!"
"Bongo"
"Well fuck"
(He must do said event to avoid punch)
Bongo
Fighting technique used for many centuries consisting of multiple slaps to the top of the head of your opponent, you are not allowed to hit anywhere else but the top of the head.
Myles and Kaden decided to settle their dispute with a match of Bongo.