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What is Bobert?
A name some retarded kid in my lunch room came up with.
Austin: "Bobert is a real name!"
Me: "Fuck you, you piece of shit"
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Bobert - what is it?
Portmanteau nickname of "Bob" and "Robert." Typically used in a derogatory manner and/or by the less intelligent, who think it's funny. Best used ironically in a tone of voice that sounds slightly screechy or with stereotypical "Autistic screeching" accompanying. Non-ironic case usages typically signify bad sense of humor.
Nick: Hi Bobert!
Robert: For the fifth fucking time, it's not funny! Cut that shit out!
What does "Bobert" mean?
Using a family member's Costco/Sam's Club card, instead of the proper owner.
"I really need a case of salsa, but I don't have the cash to get s membership. Mind if I pull a "Bobert"?
Bobert - what does it mean?
-someone who thinks they have a chance with a girl
Dude, you just did a bobert, she friendzoned yo ass
Bobert - meaning
A cool guy, gamer, loves tech, has a small group of good friends, funny, has trouble fitting in, seems weak but is very strong beneath the surface, has a fair ammount of patience and may even have a secret admirer. Pretty good looking in the face and has a fair amount of weight to him.
Friend: "How's it going, Bobert?"
Bobert: "It's going pretty good!"
Bobert - definition
Term used to describe an old Gay Man , with cock breath .
Don’t be a Bobert. Next time. Brush your teeth after visiting a glory hole
Bobert - slang
To "Bobert" is when you give your male partner an over-the-pants hand job, specifically at children's musical theatre.
"I heard Jenny gave Tommy a bobert at the Lion King show!"
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I saw someone getting a bobert at the theatre the other day!
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To get a hand-job in a crowded theater
Man, that chick I met last week gave me a Bobert during the Lego Movie.
Bobert
Proper Noun. The new nick name for a man named Robert. Look no further to feel individualized, Roberts of the world. Make sure no one takes this nick name before you do.
Hi! My name is Robert, but you may call me Bobert.