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What is friendzoned?
When someone of the opposite sex does not find you appealing enough to be in a relationship, so they instead prefer to be "just friends". This is called the friendzone, probably because you're too good to be not friends, but not good enough to be in a relationship. You're in that "zone". Getting friendzoned is the act of getting rejected for a date by the person you felt love for, and for them to then suggest a general friendship. You shouldn't use the word seriously, it makes you sound needy. Use it as a joke.
Person 1: I've known Britney for awhile, im going to go ask her out.
Person 2: well then, prepare to get friendzoned!
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Friendzoned - what is it?
Friendzone:
The friendzone is a terrifying place for young men, as it resides deep in Satan's ass crack. When a young man attempts a romantic/sexual relationship with a woman and is rejected due to her disinterest, he dramatically exclaims that he is in the friendzone. The woman insists that they are 'just friends' but the young man cannot comprehend, as the dating pool has always looked like an arcade to him, and women the machines that you insert kindness coins until sex or a relationship falls out.
Then the man blames the woman for his inability to land a date/girlfriend/someone to cradle his balls. 3 magical symbols appear, to guide him into the friendzone. First, his fedora descends from the heavens, embellished with naked ponies. Then, it starts raining Monster drink, and the man is soaked in the presence of excessive sugar and whining. Finally, he emits a warning call (most likely by trolling on Reddit) and finally the friendzone swallows him.
We are not sure what happens in the friendzone itself, but the faint echoes of "I'm a nice guy" can be heard all the way from the ass crack of Satan. It's truly a terrifying place, where one can lament about other women's shortcomings and call them "bitches, sluts and whores" when the whining just won't cut it.
Woman: "I think we should be friends."
Dudebro: "OMG I CANNO T BELIEVE THIS. I PAID FOR YOUR SHITTY ASS DINNER. I TREATED U LIKE A HUMAN BEING. H OW CAN Y OU DO THIS, HOW?"
Woman: "I'm just not interested in you."
Dudebro: "IM MELTING IM ME LTING U FRIENDZONING BITCH. THE FRIENDZONE IS IN SATAN'S ASS CRACK. THAT'S SO GAAAAYYY."
What does "friendzoned" mean?
when you ain't about to be friends with someone cuz u done man
oh crap wait they think you are friends that's awkward better make it obvious that you don't want to be in a relationship
dude 1: I thought we had something...
dude 2: dang man you been friendzoned
Friendzoned - what does it mean?
Basically a verb form of friendzone: To put someone who loves you and wants to DATE you in the zone of just friends, like if you were friendzoned, then you basically got rejected.
Bro, my "girl" wanted to friendzone me... WHY I SPENT 3 MONTHS ON HER
Friendzoned - meaning
A particularly aggravating metaphorical place, that people end up in when someone they are interested in only wants to be friends. It is impossible to get over someone while in the friendzone, because, as friends, you still see them too often for them to be erased from your memory, and yet, you cannot be with them the way you want.
Person 1: Hypothetically, how would you react if I told you I like you?
Person 2: I'm sorry, I don't mean to hurt you, but I want to just be friends.
Person 1 is now in the friendzone.
Friendzoned - definition
a common place for 16 y.o virgins whom got rejected by his/her crush, here people either progress through the levels of the friend zone (0-100) 100 being the boyfriend /girlfriend or finish high school while still a virgin,then he/she loses it at a marshmello concert.
boy/girl:"hey listen i really like you, i was wondering if you'd like to go out with me."
crush(girl):" i like you too as a brother"
crush (boy):"maybe later? "
friend:"damn bro you got friendzoned"
Friendzoned - slang
when harry tries to get in with brooke but can't succeed because he's an ugly cunt.
thinks he can do things that he did to tamsin but can't because he got "friendzoned"
Friendzoned
A euphemism for rejection due to unattractiveness and lack of confidence most often employed by internet dwellers. Actual friendzoning does exist though in just about every comedic movie made in the 90s.
The girl I've been stalking on facebook has never talked to me. Totally friendzoned.
Friendzoned
when you tell someone you love them and then they say ... cool!!
#friendzoned at it's finest xo
Friendzoned
When a member of the opposite sex (usually one you want to hook up with) declares you to be "just a friend", thereby ruining all potential chances of sex.
Noj: Dude, I met this really hot chick and I was gonna hook up with her...until I got friendzoned!
Eiddam: Aw damn man! that sucks ass!