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What is Blunty?
when you hit someone so hard on their ass it turns red and hurts like hell
jack: yesterday I gave Jeff a blunty ass
Jeff: I can still feel it
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Blunty - what is it?
A stupid person. Someone dumb.
This bluntie accidentally screenshotted his crush’s story and sent it back to her.
What does "Blunty" mean?
Phrase used in the Royal Air Force to describe those in non-enemy facing roles.
Derived from the fact that if the force were a spear they would be so far from the killing end that they are the blunt end of the wooden handle, less threatening than a splinter from said handle. They would send their washing closer to the frontline.
Usually never at work as either retaking fitness tests, closed for “admin”, or sat in the coffee shop having “meetings”. Most are so incompetent at their jobs that the rare good bluntie spends eternity unfucking everything.
Pilot 1 - “my op allowance for flying over a war zone didn’t get processed this month so I went to admin to get it sorted”
Pilot 2 - “and did they?”
Pilot 1 - “no they lost the paperwork”
Pilot 2 - “what a fucking bluntie”
Blunty - what does it mean?
When you sharing a blunt with number of people, if it doesn't have a filter it tends to get wet. Wet blunties is one way of showing the boys you love them.
Last night me and the boys had couple of wet blunties before the drinks.
Blunty - meaning
1. To be unapologetic
2. To bash someone who is half our size.
3. To keep talking shit till the person who is offended works out for themselves that you are sorry but your just finding it impossible to say so.
4. To show no remorse.
5. To deny everything, because you see it as not your fault.
1. I can't say I didn't mean to do that, but I wish I didn't. For example To pick up ones girlfriend and throw her as hard as one can at a wall.
2. Guy 1: Did you hear what Nate did
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: He threw his girlfriend into a wall.
Guy 2: Wow, thats very Blunty 3000 of him.
3. Guy 3: Well, there are two sides to this story
Guy 4: Because frankly bashing someone who is half our size.
4. Nate: I beat up my girlfriend last month.
Bob: Holy crap did you roll on the floor and cry, then beg her for forgiveness.
Nate: no way, I'm Blunty 3000
5. Nate: look I didn't do it, it's all her fault she threatened my laptop.
Police: Not a chance, your going away for a long time.
Just remember, don't be a Blunty 3000.
Blunty - definition
marijuana cigars (blunts) created by hollowing out a philly blunt or other cigar, packing the shell full of bud, licking thoroughly to seal, and cooking before lighting...thats how you get retarded.
yo cienzo, lets start off summer with a bang...spark some blunties, pack the cooler, and hit the beach.
Blunty - slang
The well regarded blog featuring writing about cities, cats, urban design with a mild existential bent.
Named after the fringes of a pretty girls cut straight across the brow - razor sharp.
Look at that bluntie arrghhh I want.
Blunty
A sharpie pen whose tip has lost its fineness.
I had a difficult time getting my point across on my sign protesting the cutting of new sharpie budgets for protest sign makers due to the tip of my bluntie.
Blunty
An adjectival noun from the name Blunt, an outwardly gay lecturer who lures female students with his homosexuality, and then pounces like a sexual predator.Faux-gayness.
Usually used in the following manner:
" I went out last night and pulled a Blunty, she really fell for the 'this is the first time i've ever pulled one of my students'line"
Blunty
Blunty is a word used to describe when someone is being soo blunt that they are almost being a cunt. Blunty is super blunt-ness.
“I lost my job and my girlfriend couldn’t have been more blunty”