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What is Blue Dragon?
Lighting a fart while receiving fellatio
As she went down on me, little did she know I had my lighter to perform the humming blue dragon.
Blue Dragon - video
Blue Dragon - what is it?
Describes the incident in which you sit down in a port-a-shitter to take a dump and the sudden impact of your feces hitting the water causes an unsuspected tongue of blue fluid to leap up and lick your grundle.
Bob: hey man, how'd everything come out after that MRE?
Joe: terrible man, I shit a brick and the kiss of the blue dragon splashed my dick.
What does "Blue Dragon" mean?
A pedophile that looks like if Jackie Chan had sex with fucking Michael Jackson and the he got shit out and got pissed on and vomited on and he’s also really good friends with Tony Lopez
Person1: my kids got raped
Person2: Let me guess blue dragon?
Blue Dragon - what does it mean?
An all-knowing karate prodigy who has been training for centuries
"The Blue Dragon is destined to have a legendary battle with The Night Monkey"
Blue Dragon - meaning
Heavily intoxicated womaniser who loves the bitches.
Often seen wearing a shirt with a blue dragon on the front and receiving lap dances from dirty strippers called Ms Erotica.
I was out at a night club last night and one of my mates was hammered, could barely stand up right and was chatting up chicks. He was pulling a Blue Dragon.
Blue Dragon - definition
its when a crossdress fucks you in the ass then when hes about to cum he makes you lick off your owne shit and swallow his cum.
My friend got so drunk that he got blue dragon last night and his mouth smell like shit.
Blue Dragon - slang
The Blue Dragon is the epic load that you bust after you get blue-balled by a girl.
Dude, Cindy was on her period last night so after I got home I totally unleashed the Blue Dragon.
Blue Dragon
Any group or organization of people, generally within a video game that enjoys feigning neutrality, then friendliness, then open hostility as it suits their needs.
"Blue Dragons will remain neutral on Bartz" --> "Blue Dragons will help its common allies crush the oppressive rule of the Redemption Alliance" ---> "Blue Dragons hates the clan it was just allied with because we feel we can find even better allies."
Blue Dragon
An underrated masterpiece of an RPG created by Mistwalker and released in December of 2006 exclusively to the Xbox 360. It follows the story of 3 kids, a yellow midget, and a half-naked merc chick going around their world to kill an old blue guy named Nene, who has been committing various acts of terrorism all across the planet for the past decade. Their journeys grant them the ability to use Shadows, and they use them to smash Megamind's great-great grandfather's face in, then they have to deal with his pet alien frog, named Deathroy, who reveals himself to be a literal weapon of mass destruction.
In 2007 they made a mediocre anime based around said game that many people are nostalgic about.
Person: Any good games I should play?
Person 2: There's this one about Goku trying to kill Megamind called Blue Dragon.
Person 1: *plays it for 2 hours* Aaaaannnnd this is my life now.
Blue Dragon
Blue Dragon is a indica/sativa strain that was a crossbreed of Sour Diesel and Blueberry. The bud gives you a euphoric, even body head high. It has a sweet aroma with a berry taste. Blue Dragon is a very heavy hitting medical marijuana strain. The bud's color is very unique, being a very very dull green to dark yellowish.
I really want to smoke some blue dragon right now.