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What is Blooming?

When your incompetent boss assigns you a pointless task for a scumbag client which your boss will either ignore or write off. The details of this kind of assignment (including the deadlines, specific tasks, and rationales) are usually extremely vague and involve ethically questionable activities. The assignment is typically so vague that one does not often know he has gotten Bloomed until the task is overdue.

Man, I think I got Bloomed this afternoon, but I'm pretty sure I'd be committing fraud if I went through with it. This assignment really Bloomed into an incomprehensible nightmare!

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Blooming - what is it?

when some one sings a song but totaly doesnt get the meaning of it just like the song in bloom by nirvana talks about

dude did you hear james sing "welcome home"?

yea man he is so in bloom

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What does "Blooming" mean?

A colloquial term used for emphasis to add frustration and dislike. Commonly used in the UK. Also: blimming.

Guy: "London is blooming expensive!"
Girl: "I know, it sucks, doesn't it?"

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Blooming - what does it mean?

Possibly the best song by possibly the best band, Nirvana. Is insulted by haters who grew up listening to Simple Plan/Gwen Stefani era music, which comes out of a box and have no real emotional value, as apposed to actual instruments and real feelings.
A song that reminds you what the world might of been like if Cobain hadn't shot himself.

Sell the kids for food

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Blooming - meaning

Nirvana's third single off of their revolutionary 1991 album, 'Nevermind'.

The video for In Bloom is hilarious.

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Blooming - definition

Jizzing/cumming on a prolapsed anus

Yeah, he's got some weird fetishes, he's really into blooming

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Blooming - slang

the act of tripping on mushrooms.

We had a great time blooming at the beach yesturday.

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Blooming

The act of expelling ones inner rectum to resemble a fleshy tomato from your anus. Usually occurs as a result of too much anal sex.

This ancient art, shrouded in secrecy, is performed by only those who partake in a high level of arse pounding - usually on film. These artists can expel or 'bloom' their inner parts on demand. This flower can also be sucked back into the bloomer's body upon request and must be done so before it dries and subsequently shrivels.

This bloom is a delicacy in the rugged mountains of Japan.

Uh Oh... Janice is blooming again.. her arse tomato is exposed. Someone get her a pencil to push it back in.

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Blooming

A Filipino expression used when you want to say someone's beautiful.

Person: "Wow, blooming ka ngayon. May nangyari ba?" (Wow, you're blooming today! Did something good happened?)

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Blooming

A word that can either be used as a very mild swear word or a euphemism for bloody.

Gosh darnit!! I lost my blooming watch!

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