What is Bloch?

To be Marked&bloched means that you got to know a guy pretty well on facebook. You sent him naked pictures of yourself, enjoyed sexchatting and set up a date to meet him. You fly to meet this guy/gal and after the sex you realize that he/she will never talk to you again and before you even get home they have defriended and blocked you on facebook.

I just got Marked&bloched! I'm never meeting someone online again!

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Bloch - what is it?

Is a really handsome guy, also known as Blochi the Bloch meister!

Kasper Bloch

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What does "Bloch" mean?

In the game of basketball, when a person shoots, the defender is allowed to try to deter, or block the shot. When the block is succesful, and extremely rediculous, the person who was blocked is then said to be "blochness monstered"

Did you see that!? Yao Ming just got BLOCHNESS MONSTERED by Nate Robinson!!!

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Bloch - what does it mean?

severe autism, horrible at csgo and loves russian gals, sometimes he thinks he is one himself

dang you're such a zach bloch

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Bloch - meaning

sugarbear....aww how sweet

hey sugarbear i love you......so therefore if you are a sugarbear you must be a bloch or if you are a bloch then you are definately a sugarbear

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Bloch - definition

1.a pretty psychotic animal usually kissing the ass of some guy with a big head
2.can be seen driving some punked up ford....dammit man, someone should slap yo mama and say "CHEVY" chevy is the way to go.
3.wants to be like skinz..

1.oh, i like your bike buddy, lets talk about choppers and wear the same shirts and hang out and be cool cause i like you man, but you are crazy.
2.oh that must be bloch, cause my girls panties just dropped.
3.oh look, its bloch, see how he tries to act and talk like some one else with lots of tattoos and a shaved head.....hmmmmm who are we talking about people

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