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What is Blastoised?When you vomit and diarrhoea at the same time, Shit I'm going to Blastoise I should take my clothes off and get in the bath so I don't make a mess everywhere Blastoised - meme gifBlastoised - videoBlastoised - what is it?Verb used during a game of Super Smash Brothers Melee when a Blastoise is being used to Pwn someone see Pwn Man1: Holy Fucking Christ! What does "Blastoised" mean?When someone is very inebriated, to the point that being a Pokemon makes complete sense. Dad: Son, where are you? Blastoised - what does it mean?A sex move in which you jizz on a girl's face, then when she's about to go wash it off, you whip out your bitchin' twin supersoakers and blast it off her face with twin streams of superpowered water. Boy: Hey whats your favorite pokemon? Blastoised - meaningA form of sexual intercourse, when you put two water gun into a woman's vagina and anus and blasting her. Me and my friend blastoised each other Blastoised - definitionOne of the great water pokΓ©mon, fully equipted with a duel hydro pump. He must have a HUUUGE BLUE COCK! mmmmMmmmmmmmMmmmmmm! wet cock... Blastoised - slangAn awesome Water type pokemon quipped with dual pumps. Its hydrop pump is capable of piercing steel. Also has a hard shell. That blastoise used hydro pump to get in the bank and steal the money. Blastoisedto consume alcohol to the point where all motor functions have atrophied, to the point where you're completely blacked out, to the point where you're shooting hydro pump... out of your mouth. man, did you see that kid frat hopping last night? he must have been absolutely blastoised by the time he hit his 8th frat house. BlastoisedWhen you jack off two guys over your shoulder, aiming their jizz at your partner. Yelling "You do not have enough badges to train me!" The party was lame until they guys started blastoising. BlastoisedWhen you piss in her eye while screaming "BLASTOISE USE WATER GUN" "yo what you want to do tonight?" |
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