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What is Birch?An application of birch twigs to the bare posterior of a miscreant of misbehaving person. The goal of this is to provide an attitude correction. In past years the process was used by husbands to correct their wives, giving rise to old English "rule of thumb" that is you were not legally allowed to birch your wife with a stick that is larger in diameter than your thumb. Sort of counter productive anyway because the best birch branches to use are about 1/4" in diameter and freshly cut so as to be flexible and whippy. The process of birching often requires the woman to prepare her own birch. Elly, I see you have exceeded the budget for your credit card this month. Go cut a switch for yourself and prepare yourself for a birching. Birch - meme gifBirch - videoBirch - what is it?The act of stalking a person's various saved documentation (such as social media, film reels, leaked recording in private settings etc.) in a quest to find something offensive and frivolous they may have said at any point in the past, regardless of what age or personal growth said person may have gone through since the time of. Disproportionately utilized against people who have made some kind of name for themselves in some way, shape or form since no one cares if Joe Nobody ever said something dumb. Man 1: Josh Allen said the n-word on twitter back in 2012 when he a junior in high school! What a totally racist asshole! What does "Birch" mean?An alternative for bitch. Birch is commonly used to bypass internet filters. It is also used to call someone a bitch without the associated negative connotations; a more light-hearted approach. "Well don't get mad at me, birch! You could have answered your own question if you searched first." Birch - what does it mean?the greatest game alive...played by the cool folks at birch stadium...when people use wood instead of a baseball bat and a tennis ball..does it get any better? Yo lets go birch...and use some wood Birch - meaningA broad-leaved, deciduous hardwood tree of the genus Betula, generally having white bark, and grow to a "medium" size. Bob: That is a lovely little oak tree you have! Birch - definitionI type of wood that attracts the ladies. I thought that my sex life was over. I made a non fire with Birch and BAM!! I canβt get the ladies off my dick. Birch - slangA drink consisting of Redbull, vodka, and peach schnapps. You can't have a birch, because we ran out of Redbull BirchDope ass guy with a kickass beard. All the chicks want to get with him. Ben " Is that Birch over there?" BirchWhen a girl goes up to another girl and grabs there boobs. "imma go birch her." BirchThe name your friend gets when you are at a party and you try to text your friend to tell them that they are a bitch, but you accidentally text birch. " I'm here birch." |
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