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What is hardwood?Verb: Hardwood Flooring is the act of displaying one's large thick rock hard blood-engorged penis in such a manner that the viewer, usually female, is totally awestruck, or "floored". Hardwood Flooring can be used to jumpstart a relationship, or to entice said viewer to engage the "hard wood" with either the mouth, vagina, or sometimes anus. "Man, that bitch at the party was cold as ice, paying no attention to anyone, then a dude got her attention with some Hardwood Flooring. That changed her little tune, alright." hardwood - meme gifhardwood - videoHardwood - what is it?I hooked up with Angela last night and she was totally bald down there. She was rollin' hardwoods. What does "hardwood" mean?a stairs, a device with steps used for going up Johnny climbed the hardwood hill to go to his bedroom. Hardwood - what does it mean?When a woman who has totally removed all her pubic hair. No more "carpet", so it must be hardwood floors. I hate it when chicks have a big bush, I prefer either a landing strip or hardwood floors. Either way, she has to shave the thing. Hardwood - meaningA shaved vaginal area. One who likes to have brazilian wax jobs. Does the carpet match the drapes? Hardwood - definitionIs she a natural blonde? I don't know,she had hardwood floors. Hardwood - slangA decidous tree; a hyper erect penis, with a cherry on top. Girl: I just bought some hardwood lumber to build my house. HardwoodThe basketball court Lebron is a beast on the hardwood 🏀 HardwoodA guy who is always ready for a casual sexual encounter; male equivalent of a jump off. "I booty called John at 3pm on a Tuesday, of course that hardwood said yes!" Hardwoodhard wood means to have a boner. hard meaning well hard and wood meaning penis. there u have it hard wood dude1: damnit dude ive got got hardwood looking at her. |
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