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What is Big Country?When you wrap both your hands around someone else's hand and masturbate. Hey "chi chi" would like a big country corn dog? Big Country - videoBig Country - what is it?When your sexual partner strips naked, bathes themselves in country style gravy and covers themselves in tater tots, then they proceed to sing "Kalinka" by the Red Choir of Russia while fucking you in the ass. *Best if performed after shoving an entire grade A potato up your butt.* My girlfriend and I tried that Big Country Kalinka thing last night and my ass is still numb. What does "Big Country" mean?Taking A Big Country is when you have to take a shit so bad it requires you to take off all your cloths before you get on the crapper. You usually feel it coming on when you are in public or after a big breakfast with coffee. It starts with a rumble in the stomach then proceeds with sharp pains in the lower intestines. Plan of action is to head home and go ahead and unbuckle your pants, that way you can rip your pants off a lot faster. The shirt (if it doesnt have buttons is much easier). so it should be discarded on the floor once entering your home. This type of shit should be taken with great pride. 1) I couldn't answer the phone last night because I was busy Taking a Big Country. Big Country - what does it mean?Main Entry: Big Country Titties Titty Man#1: Damn boy, would you look at the cans on that one!!! Big Country - meaningSomeone who is very patriotic about his country.. "Hey there's Big Country Chris, look at his flag magnets on his car there's like 25 of them. he's so patriotic." Big Country - definitionun-controlable inside scoring machine K-Dawg Big Country - slangA girl that sleeps around with every man in her county over 6 feet tall and ways over 200 lbs. Big country just got in and she already walking out with 2 men Big CountryA bunch of naked cowboys in the showers at the ram ranch. Songs that have Big Country Big CountryA large truck that redneck males name their old shitty trucks "We taken big country! It's fucking snow; your piece of shit Mercedes can't get us no where!!" Big CountryA larger then average male who is sloppy and breaks everything. Big Country came to the party last night. Now I have 2 lamps and a window to replace. |
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