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What is Bearded Clam?
Slang for hairy, and often fishy pussy.
See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
No, bearded clam is not on the menu.
Bearded Clam - video
Bearded Clam - what is it?
A twenties something male sporting a shaggy beard and tattoos who projects a tough guy image that no one believes.
Typically drives a super clean Ford F150 with Monster energy and AR15 stickers in the rear window.
Wears mirrored sunglasses, a baseball hat, and constantly sucks on a vaporizer.
Avoids any real confrontation except on the internet.
Loves Medal of Honor and Call of Duty video games but has never shot a real weapon.
That guy's a bearded clam, he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
What does "Bearded Clam" mean?
When a girl's vagina is hairy as fuck and the hairs are long enough to look like a clam with a huge beard.
Teacher- Bobby, why don't you come over to my desk? I need to talk to you.
Bobby- ew fuck no, you have a bearded clam that probably smells like wizard cock...
Bearded Clam - what does it mean?
Australian bar slang for a pint of coca-cola without ice.
I'll have a round of Bearded Clam thanks... I said Bearded, get that fucking ice outta there bitch.
Bearded Clam - meaning
The best time for clams is early in the day, but the Bearded Clams are so good, you need to see a dentist for a hair cut
Bearded Clam - definition
Abundantly hairy front bum, dungeon, tomato barmcake.
Oh, the bearded
Bearded Clam - slang
My ex-Girlfriend has a Bearded clam.
Bearded Clam
An unshaved, salty, wet, and often fish-like piece of pune.
Lance's mom has an awesome bearded clam.
Bearded Clam
Hairy snatch, vagina or pussy
Dude, pass the floss. I had me some bearded clam last night.
Bearded Clam
A 1970s era erotic novel term for a vagina.
Her bearded clam wept.