What is coca-cola?

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Coca-cola - what is it?

A nasty soda that taste like chalk. A highy crosive soda that can disintegrate a nail, and even a t-bone steak. in a matter of days. Also causes Osteoporose. Also refured to as croke-a-cola, joke-a-cola, and corsive cola.

Man: Give me a coca-cola.
Bar Tender: Here, this is all I've got. *Hands man a Pepsi*
Man: I said coke!
Bar Tender: I said this is all I've got!
Man: what kind of place doesn't have coke?
Bar Tender: Go to McDonalds of you want a god damn coke.
Man: *tries Pepsi* Wow! This is really good. I'll take 2 more please.
Bar Tender: You got it!

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What does "coca-cola" mean?

American company currently killing people in India with its new factory, by draining all local water supplies and dumping polluted residue next to surrounding villages.

Coca-Cola kills people in India. And also turns people into fat bastards.

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Coca-cola - what does it mean?

A carbonated drink that is popular with primary school kids who don't know any better. Possibly the best toilet bleach/silver cleaner/nail dissolver ever invented.

"Toilet's blocked"
"Hang on. I'll get the Coke"

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Coca-cola - meaning

The best drink ever because it has cocaine in it.

Must.........have........Coca.......Cola.

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Coca-cola - definition

A popular beverage company which produces numerous types of soda (pop) beverages and even bottled water and energy drinks.

Rumored that the main beverage of this company was produced with cocaine in it. Also rumored that coca-cola invented Santa Claus.

Recent evidence suggest that coca-cola employes laborers in third-world countries at bottling companies which pay excess of one US dollar per hour of labor.

AKA: the new Nike