"A pint of plain is yer only man." --Flann O'Brien
"Ah, dincha miss some mighty craic the night before last--yer man Donoghue, didn't he keep the pints flyin' till they were standin' five deep on the table!"

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Pint - definition

adjective
Below acceptable level of generosity or courtesy.

"I got a pint count on that ounce I bought."
"We were supposed to go chill but he/she's a pint bitch and didnt show"

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Pint - slang

(verb) To use selfish or unfair tactics, most notably when utilized by a merchandiser on his/her customer.

(pinty, adjective) Used to describe a person or organization's selfish, unfair, or profit-motivated actions.

Origin: Likley coined by a Jew who was tired of hearing words of antisemitic origin being used by non-antisemitic people, such as the verb form of "jew" (Ex. I tried out that new restaurant on 34th street, but their prices suck. I got jewed.) Possibly also coined by a Gypsy who felt a new word needed to replace the term "gyp" (Ex. I made a huge profit from that deal, I really gyped my purchaser).

1. I tried out that dealer who's number you gave me last week, but I got pinted, real bad. I'm never buying weed from him again. Thanks for nothing, dumbass.

2. I split a pizza with Jim the other day, but the pinty fucker ate the whole thing while I was taking a shit.

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Pint

Roughly 12 shots, or the equivalent to a water bottle in hard alcohol. Usually comes in a flask shapped bottle and is suitable for 1-3 people.

"I'll throw up fives and we can go halfies on a pint."

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Pint

another name for crystal meth

me and the boys are going back to my shed after work to smoke some pint wanna join us?

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Pint

1. (In the US) 0.473 liters (16 fluid ounces) of a liquid, typically draft beer.

2. (In the UK) 0.568 litres (20 fluid ounces) of a liquid, typically draught beer.

3. (Metric - everywhere else in the world other than UK/US) Exactly half a litre (or 500mL, 2 cups, 18 fluid ounces, etc.) of any liquid, most notably beer.

Man (walks into a bar in Toronto): I'll have a pint of Guiness.

Bartender: One pint of Guiness, coming up.

Man: So a pint is 375 mL, right?

Bartender: No sir, its 500mL.

Man: Well I'll be damned. But it's 12 ounces right?

Bartender: No sir, its 18 fluid ounces.

Man: Damn, I'll have to stop getting my facts from urbandictionary.com

Bartender: Well actually, I'm a psychic, and I'm having a vision of some valiant soul deciding to post a proper definition of the word "pint" as it refers to drinking. So don't worry, keep on urbandicking!

Man: Urbandicking? I'll have to look that one up.

Bartender: Well if its not self-explanatory then you're an idiot.

Man: Just give me the goddamn pint.

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