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What is Bear Grylls?
A total vagina that gets credit for work that he doesn't do. He is the host of Man vs. Wild. Bear walks around places trying to teach people how to survive. He often times goes and sleeps at hotels instead of the harsh environment that he is in. He was caught when a fake bear was used on his show, along with some other fake animals. Bear gets way too much credit. He has professional survivalists helping him along the way, and most of the stunts he does are staged. Many stupid people believe he is the best because they do not realize how much of a fake he really is.
"Dude, I wanna camp, but I don't want to sleep outside."
"Well thats ok you vagina, Bear Grylls never sleeps outside! Follow his example and go to a hotel!"
Bear Grylls - video
Bear Grylls - what is it?
Verb.
To fool people into believing you are doing something amazing and spectacular when you are not. To lie. Taken from the Man vs. Wild show, where Bear Grylls supposedly made rafts and lived out in the wild, when in fact, other people were making the rafts while he slept in a comfy bed.
I used to think the guy in Man vs. Wild was cool, but it turns out he just Bear Gryllsed everybody into thinking he was doing something amazing. I'd rather watch Survivorman...
What does "Bear Grylls" mean?
A "Bear Fight" modified with an additional shot, the Saki Bomb. A series of shots taken consecutively consisting of an Irish Car Bomb, a Jager bomb and a Saki Bomb.
The Bear Grylls is named after the host of the Discovery Channel program "Man Vs. Wild" who constantly risks life and limb to demonstrate how to survive in different climates and situations including eating various, wild animals, rodents, insects and drinking his own urine.
You'd have to be Bear Grylls to drink an Bear Fight with a Saki bomb!
Bear Grylls - what does it mean?
A extremely manly awesome guy that I'd bang any day. In short my dream guy!!! <3
Jenny: Whoa just saw sucha Bear Grylls!!
Sandy: No I saw him first Bitch he's mine!!!
Bear Grylls - meaning
The worlds first cool british person
Bear Grylls is the only cool brit i know
Bear Grylls - definition
1. A hardcore British mountaineer, ex-army character with a tendancy for extremely adventurous behaviour. Once fell out of a plane over the Sahara desert.
2. A slang word for pills, a.k.a, ecstacy, beans, e. Consumed in nightclubs and parties across the world. The phrase is understood to have originated around the East London club scene.
"Did you see Bear Grylls last night? He made a raft out of his own face after killing a crocodile with a spoon".
"Man, I'm totally fucked and gurning my face off, where's that kid who sold me the Bear Grylls? I want some more".
Bear Grylls - slang
The baddest motherfucker alive
Bear Grylls>Les Stroud
Bear Grylls
Host of television show Man vs. Wild. Bear Grylls is know to be the manliest man to ever walk the planet. He has been known to eat fruit from bear feces and sleep in a carcass. Bear Grylls is definitely the toughest man on earth and is the epitome of greatness and manliness.
Bear Grylls can win a fight with a lion with one leg and no arms.
Bear Grylls
Facts about the way bear grylls eats, travels, speaks, and his past accomplishments.
Have you ever eaten the testicals of an ant to survive?.. yeah Bear Grylls has.
Hide your pets folks cause Bear Grylls may attempt to show you what parts you can eat so you may survive the wilderness.
Bear grylls is so tough that a twinkey some twigs and a slightly used paperclip is all he needs in his survival pack.
Bear Grylls ran out of food and ran to the local zoo.... there were no survivors.
Bear Grylls new career path, Exterminator, he doesnt use any chemicals he just goes in there and eats them.
Vit..Im..Ins the new way to get rid of your indigestion ... Bear Grylls approved.
Bear Grylls has changed his name to Bear Gryllse. the "e" at the end of it shows he means business.
Want to know who bigfoot is its Bear Grylls after a month of "survival" ......and no razors.
Bear grylls dives into random frozen streams and rivers naked not to show you how to survive he does it for the thrill and to keep his balls from chafing.
Bear Grylls doesnt know the definition of inedable.
There was once a boy who was geneticly made to survive anything, eat anything and to have the endurance unmatched by any human being... this boy was sent to kill bear grylls this boy is now his camera crew.
Bear Grylls can eat coal and shit diamonds.
Bear Grylls once hung a bear up in a tree to keep it from being eaten by his food.
Bear Grylls name is hotly debated most people believe that he wrestled a live bear and won. this is just a cover story....
Bear Grylls can climb the side of a cliff with a toothpick, chicken wire, half of an eight year old boy, and a license plate.
There is a long list of what Bear Grylls can do... this list is the guiness book of world records.
Have you ever seen Bear Grylls shit... NO cause he sticks it back up there and throws up the animal he just ate only to eat it again for the nutrients.
Give Bear a fish and he'll eat for a day give him a fishing rod and he'll make a raft and leave your damn island.
Bear Grylls
An adjective, referring to Bear Grylls, the British man who is a former member of SAS, the world record holder for being the youngest British person ever to climb Mount Everest and survive. Bear Grylls is also the host of the Discovery Channel program "Man Vs. Wild." On this program, Grylls constantly risks life and limb to demonstrate how to survive in different climates and situations. The term "Bear Grylls" is used to describe something incredibly daring, brave, manly, or just rediculously awesome.
Johnny shaves with a knife. Johnny is bear grylls.
Steve is bear grylls because he fought a lion with his bare hands.