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What is Les Stroud?A scrawny Canadian bitch-man who stars in the lack-luster televison show "survivorman". Les, like all canadians is a paper tiger elephant toucher who tells lies and jokes with no punch-lines. late at night Les can be found sleeping in his log cabin day-bed dreaming about what it would be like to be Bear Grylls. He knows Bear is superior in all ways, and constantly aspires to be Mr. Grylls. Further more, Les Stroud likes the black jellybeans making him an outcast to his family and co-workers. Dan: yo sen, did u catch that new "survivorman" starring Les Stroud? Les Stroud - videoLes Stroud - what is it?Dumbass survivial guy who is too pussy to kill an animal in front of the camera even though that's not showing us survival at all. Bear Grylls kicks the shit out of Les Stroud cuz Bear just skydives into the wilderness with only a knife and builds a house out of feces and twigs where Les pretty much has everything given to him What does "Les Stroud" mean?The illest mother fucker on the discovery channel. To see him watch "survivorman" on discovery channel. Les Stroud is the man! |
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