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What is Bateman?
Named after business and life model Patrick Bateman, Batemanning is defined as the process of getting unbelievably fit and looking unbelievably good while doing important business looking things, watching stock quotes and making phone calls that bring in huge paychecks, all simultaneously or interchangeably and directly consecutively. This process must be supplemented with the most hype 80's music available, as well as exotic high protein diets and interaction with technological playthings.
Yo bitch, I'm sweating so profusely all over my hyper jacked body while I talk to this CEO on line 2 and the Dow just went up 300 points- take a picture of me Batemanning for my Twitter right now before I chop your tits off.
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Bateman - what is it?
"The Bateman" is a cocktail made up on the spot at parties.
Made by getting the biggest container available (usually a vase or jug) and you pour in any alcoholic beverages you have at your disposal.
The end result can be either really nice, or really nasty - it just depends what you poured in.
"Hey, Doug, what is that you're drinking out of that vase?"
"This? Oh, it's The Bateman!"
"Is it good?"
"Hell yeah!"
What does "Bateman" mean?
A nihilistic upper-class male who cares of nothing but material possesions, looking flawlessly handsome, and making absurd amounts of money. One bateman is rarely distiguishable from another due to the fact that they wear similar clothes and all sport the same chic haircut. Batemans are inherently violent, usually on a combination of booze, coke, and/or pills, and are above the law... so beware.
"Have you met nick's brother chad?"
"The one that works on Wall Street? yeah...that guy is a total fuckin bateman.
Bateman - what does it mean?
When you point and admire yourself in the mirror while you are having sex. A reference to what Patrick Bateman played by Christian Bale did a scene from the movie American Psycho.
Last night i pulled The Bateman when i was having sex with my girlfriend
Bateman - meaning
Batmans retarded cousin. Bateman using his bate-a-rang to catch fish.
sweet throw bateman. Catch them fishes
Bateman - definition
Bateman (bate-man): To endlessly party with no concern for ones well being or financial future.
Dude, when I bateman I get 50 no's and a yes, and that's a yes!
Bateman - slang
When ever a kid acts retarded and that kid front flips. A Bateman is a juul finatic and always needs pods. Bateman will wrestle you. He says he won’t talk to a kid. Ex Preston, but you damn well he lying. Yeah what you bateman!
That kid is such a bateman
Bateman
A formal name for a batty boy or a batty man.
Usually used for jokes, such as filling in forms.
Taken from the Latin Batemonus, meaning Incompetent/lack of effort, It has come to mean a general slob who commits himself to a job but then never follows through.
E.G. Person 1 "My coach is a right Bateman!"
Person 2 : "For show! he doesn't even watch your matches, or whatever?!"
Bateman
This is a verb used to describe the action of getting wasted, blowing a whistle and then pulling a random. This can gain respect but often involves getting a hangover and sleeping with a girl looking slightly like a mishapen horse
Oh I can't believe you were batemaning last night!
Bateman
While doing her doggy you find a mirror in the room in which you can see yourself. Put a nasty porn look on youre face and flex youre muscles, just before you smack her ass to make her feel more like a cheap whore:)
Man just before I gave her the amazing double cum i pulled a bateman on her.. beyond her embarresment, i could see she loved it.