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What is Batchelor?
When you pack a meal up for your single friend to take home from a home cooked dinner, it’s not a doggie bag, it’s a Batchelor Box.
I’m glad you liked dinner Bob, can I pack you up a batchelor box?
Batchelor - meme gif
Batchelor - video
Batchelor - what is it?
When a guy talks about marriage and kids on the first date then fucks you and throws serious amounts of drama your way and expects you to take it then bolts at the first issue you present. This guy fears commitment event into adulthood. He talks about marriage but takes no steps towards it. He talks about kids but takes no action towards having them. He fears imagining the future usually because 1 girl hurt him in the past. This guy is a coward and if unable to overcome his fears will die alone. This is a chronic batchelor.
Him 1 year in to his 8th long term relationship: I just want something fun and light hearted. This isn’t easy.”
Her: “Relationships aren’t easy. They take commitment and work. You’re living life like a chronic batchelor.”
What does "Batchelor" mean?
A very unusual player, but always has a girlfriend even if it’s for one day, he has a girlfriend three time every month. He’s funny and a practical joker, he is jumpy and gets scared a lot, he’s not a magnet to the girls.
Oh my god why would any one want a Thomas batchelore kent
Batchelor - what does it mean?
When you find a girl a girl, grab her boob, and when she goes to slap you, you high five her.
Dude, Shane gave that girl a Batchelor High-Five last night and now they are dating!
Batchelor - meaning
A folded over stack of cash consisting of a large number of $1 bills with a $20, $50 or $100 bill on the outside so the bearer appears to have a wad of large denomination bills.
I tried to pay for drinks out of my batchelor's bankroll, but the waitress cock blocked me by counting the singles when I gave them to her.
or
person 1: Dude, you shouldn't flash that much cash, man.
person 2: Don't worry, it's a batchelor's bankroll.
Batchelor - definition
A BBQ chicken usually bought from woolies or Coles
Macca was starving at smoko so he went to woolies and got a batchelors handbag
Batchelor - slang
The quickest and easiest sandwich ever made, usually consists solely of two slices of bread with a condiment in the middle. It is left as one big sandwich, never cut, it doesn't contain butter and is awarded extra points if it consists of both white and brown bread or made in under 25 seconds.
Can also be reffered to as a-
-student sandwich
-ad-break sandwich
-midnight sandwich
-late-for-work sandwich
-home made fast food
-one course meal for one
DAVID: oh my god, i just noticed the time and made the fastest batchelor sandwich ever...12 seconds flat, AND i had to put the tomato ketchup and butter back in the fridge :D
MILES: 12 seconds?! that's impre...did you just say butter?...that's not a batchelor sandwich, that's just a quick lunch.
Batchelor
A single dude who mixes up his own bread/cookie-dough due to his having no women-folk around to do da baking for him.
If a batchelor becomes good enough at his cooking, potential spouses might find this ability attractive, especially if said ladies happen to be "lazy cooks" themselves, and so they wish that someone else would make dinner sometimes.
Batchelor
An old man, an old fellow. Someone who is very old, moans a lot, and often damages his knee while playing sports, or just walking. Person in their 30's and up that's found in Teen chatrooms, to see if they can get their flat wanker up.
Dude, Quit acting like a Batchelor.
Batchelor
a batchelor is someone who will always be alone due to loving one direction so much and fantisising over harry styles
when you get shit stuck onto the bottom of your shoes
OMG, I'M MASTURBATING OVER HARRY STYLES, i think im a batchelor
Oh crap, i just got a batchelor