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What is Bald Eagle?

(noun): the act of giving and receiving from the erect male genitalia. Its roots go back to June 28 BC where two cave people discovered that the head of an erect penis resembled the head of a majestic American Bald Eagle.

Brb about to go get some bald eagle.

I can't hang out tonight, the bald eagle is perched on top of a full staff.

My bald eagle was ruined. It was perched on top of a half mast.

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Bald Eagle - video

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Bald Eagle - what is it?

Code slang for when a person poops and finds there is no mess to wipe up. A nice, clean, no-wipe bowel movement that takes little time to pass. In context, usually a person is a bit proud of their bowel movement when this happens. Can be used as a noun or a verb, depending on the sentence.

Joe: "Hey Leah, I just had a Bald Eagle!" Leah: "Oh really? I bald eagled today too! What a coincidence!".

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What does "Bald Eagle" mean?

The act of placing both thumbs together with fingers extended like wings for β€œfingering” a female. Upon forming thumbs together the fingers are flapped like wings and a screeching eagle sound is made as you approach the vagina to enter with thumbs together. The thumbs form the eagle head and the fingers form the flapping wings.

Girl, spread them legs wide cause daddy is bringing the bald eagle in for a landing! (EAGLE SCREACHING FOLLOWS)

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Bald Eagle - what does it mean?

shaved penis. The art of shaving the top area of the pubic hair but leaving the edges of pubic hair leading to the inner thigh to resemble wings and your penis being the torso of the eagle.

I got a wicked itch after i turned my dick into a bald eagle.

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Bald Eagle - meaning

Getting a male or female to shave their head then give you a blow job

K Fed got Brittney to shave her head so he could get a bald eagle.

- Demmi Moore in G.I. Jane
- Sinead O'Connor on SNL

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Bald Eagle - definition

Phrase used when a person has shaved all the hair in their genitals. Mostly referred to women as they are seen as less hairy.

Person 1: Hey, I hooked up with him last night, I had to go bald eagle.
Person 2: Nice!

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Bald Eagle - slang

Noun

1. A man fifteen-plus years older than the woman he is hitting on, dating, or married to.

2. Man who likes a woman not born in the same decade as him.

3. Classy term for older men who like younger women.

Harry was a regular bald eagle. In a pack college coeds he'd dive in and carry off the prettiest, youngest girl.

With his bad back? How does he lift em?

Shut up James.

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Bald Eagle

The act of shaving your pubes then jumping at a womans face in an attempt to land your penis in her mouth.

Dude#1: Hey, last night I bald eagled my girlfriend.
Dude#2: You shouldve put that on youtube!!!

Boyfriend: Bald eagle motha fucka!!!! *jumps in the air.
Girlfriend: What? *turns around and ends up with a penis in her mouth.

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Bald Eagle

The national bird of the USA. Nothing else.

"Joker, a bald eagle isn't a women with no hair on her crotch. UrbanDictionary is just filled with perverts, and they flooded this term with sexual definitions."

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Bald Eagle

Not only our Nation's bird, but also the nickname for a woman's well-groomed undercarriage. God Bless them all.

Was that chick you went down on hairy?

"No man, she had a bald eagle!"

Right on!

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