Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Bald eagle?

Getting a male or female to shave their head then give you a blow job

K Fed got Brittney to shave her head so he could get a bald eagle.

- Demmi Moore in G.I. Jane
- Sinead O'Connor on SNL

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Bald eagle - video

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Bald eagle - what is it?

Phrase used when a person has shaved all the hair in their genitals. Mostly referred to women as they are seen as less hairy.

Person 1: Hey, I hooked up with him last night, I had to go bald eagle.
Person 2: Nice!

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What does "Bald eagle" mean?

Noun

1. A man fifteen-plus years older than the woman he is hitting on, dating, or married to.

2. Man who likes a woman not born in the same decade as him.

3. Classy term for older men who like younger women.

Harry was a regular bald eagle. In a pack college coeds he'd dive in and carry off the prettiest, youngest girl.

With his bad back? How does he lift em?

Shut up James.

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Bald eagle - what does it mean?

A term derived from the Goodyear Eagle brand of that refers to bald and unsafe tires on a vehicle that can potentially cause hydroplaning, terminal understeer and blowouts.

Tax refund time, better get those bald eagles replaced on my car.

Hell yea she had a blowout!!! Ridin on bald eagles because she spent all her money on that damn iPhone.

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Bald eagle - meaning

The act of shaving your pubes then jumping at a womans face in an attempt to land your penis in her mouth.

Dude#1: Hey, last night I bald eagled my girlfriend.
Dude#2: You shouldve put that on youtube!!!

Boyfriend: Bald eagle motha fucka!!!! *jumps in the air.
Girlfriend: What? *turns around and ends up with a penis in her mouth.

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Bald eagle - definition

The national bird of the USA. Nothing else.

"Joker, a bald eagle isn't a women with no hair on her crotch. UrbanDictionary is just filled with perverts, and they flooded this term with sexual definitions."

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Bald eagle - slang

Someone who desires to remove their pubic hair either for self gratification or simply insanity.

Damn, That Garrett is a bald eagle!

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Bald eagle

Unit of measure equal to 7 feet. This is the average wingspan of an adult bald eagle. It is a freedom unit.

That basketball player is 1 bald eagle tall.

My car is two bald eagles long.

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Bald eagle

Not only our Nation's bird, but also the nickname for a woman's well-groomed undercarriage. God Bless them all.

Was that chick you went down on hairy?

"No man, she had a bald eagle!"

Right on!

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Bald eagle

When you are being ridden native American style (see def. Native American style ) , and you get scalped from behind. Your partner then shots a creamy wad on your open head wound.

I was riding this skank last night native American style so I pulled out my hatchet and gave that bitch a Bald eagle.

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