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What is Asymptote?The school of thought in which a movie may approach the level of Braveheart, but may never reach it, only head towards the theoretical infinity where Braveheart resides. Dude 1: Independance Day was a fantastic movie, maybe better than Braveheart. Asymptote - meme gifAsymptote - videoAsymptote - what is it?A boy who you are making out with, who approaches the state of boyfriend - without ever reaching it. "My asymptotic boyfriend Matt continued to introduce me as his friend whenever we ran into people he knew while we were out, despite having been dating for a couple of months." What does "Asymptote" mean?A mathematical term. It describes a line or equation of a line that would approach a certain point never go all the way. Taught to algebra or pre-calc students. example: y=1/x Asymptote - what does it mean?The asymptote is a sexual maneuver wherein the object is to get as close to the vagina/anus without actually entering. The easiest way to preform the asymptote is to, every few seconds or so (depending on how quickly you want to approach), move the tip of the penis half the remaining distance closer. Asymptote - meaningA straight line that is the limiting value of a curve. It can have many different equations and is the most important factor in curve sketches and other similar mathematical sectors. The 4th order polynomial approaches the asymptote at y = x on the cartesian number plane. Asymptote - definition-noun: a guy/girl that has a crush on someone and shows it but never does anything about it, just keeps his/her distance. That guy is an asymptote because he likes me yet never intends to ask me on a date. Asymptote - slangIn mathematics, an asymptote is a line that continually approaches a given curve but does not meet it at any finite distance. In other words, though it curves towards zero, it approaches it indefinitely and never actually reaches it. Rocko couldn't believe his luck! He had just won an all-expenses paid trip to visit Paris, where he could finally meet the girl of his dreams, Claudette! The only problem was that the trip was a whole month away! Poor Rocko. He was so excited to go, that one month felt like six. Time dragged on. Rocko was asymptoting. HARD. AsymptoteAn asymptote is a person who you get closer and closer to you but never touches you. Roo Roo came over last night and had her in the bed for ages and got absolutely nothing. She's such an asymptote. AsymptoteA line that approaches a function's graph more and more closely, but never touches it. Asymptote are the limits of a graph. HOLY SHIFT! LOOK AT THE ASYMPTOTE ON THAT MOTHER FUNCTION! AsymptoteAsymptote is basically the friendzone. You're really close but you can never touch. Sorry, but you are just an Asymptote. Asympzone! |
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