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What is Assman?
Someone who has their act together and really enjoys life; willing to share their success and treat their friends well; originating from the proctologist with the "ASS MAN" license plate in the Seinfeld episode.
Clark hooked us all up with tickets to the Metalica show - he is the assman!
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Assman - video
Assman - what is it?
a person that enjoys sex through the anus more than anything else on this planet.
Boy you better be careful, I just saw that assman staring at you from across the room.
What does "Assman" mean?
Wal-mart slang for assistant manager. Used disparagingly.
From ass(istant) + man(ager).
Everybody back to work, here comes the assman!
Assman - what does it mean?
Gives a thumbs up, an ass that is.
Hey that guy's an assman he gottafat thumb for da booties
Assman - meaning
A man whose favorite part of the female anatomy (i.e. to look at/stick his penis in) is the butt.
Also spelled "ass-man."
And that was when I realized: I'm an assman!
Assman - definition
See Cosmo Kramer, the assman.
(In the parking lot just outside the hospital, Kramer has pulls into a "Doctors Only" space)
Security Guard: Can I help you?
Kramer: Ah, yeah. Doctor Cosmo Kramer. (points to assman plate) Proctology.
Security Guard: Oh, oh, okay. Sure...
Kramer: Thanks. Have a good day.
Assman - slang
As seen as Seinfeld.
Assman
A distinguished gentleman who can appreciate and prefer the finer things in life...such as a woman's booty. Often picks his dates from the back.
Sarah only seems to attract assman because she has a damn ghetto booty. Ain't nothin wrong with that!
Assman
A person who pours the ass( last sip or two) of a beer on his/her head.
Can also be a person who pours an entire beer on his head.
Dude!, I'm the assman!
Assman
to run around with your pants down while exposing your inner bowels.
Eric was assmanning around the halls.