Definder - what does the word mean?

What is assman?

A King of the ass and screwing girls. THEy know what they are doing up the poop shoot.

"I am the real assman"!

"JOe thinks he is such an assman".

👍69 👎97


assman - meme gif

assman meme gif

assman - video


Assman - what is it?

a person that gets all the ass

tyler keibler is the true assman at kiski

👍85 👎85


What does "assman" mean?

Someone who has their act together and really enjoys life; willing to share their success and treat their friends well; originating from the proctologist with the "ASS MAN" license plate in the Seinfeld episode.

Clark hooked us all up with tickets to the Metalica show - he is the assman!

👍143 👎145


Assman - what does it mean?

a person that enjoys sex through the anus more than anything else on this planet.

Boy you better be careful, I just saw that assman staring at you from across the room.

👍29 👎11


Assman - meaning

Wal-mart slang for assistant manager. Used disparagingly.

From ass(istant) + man(ager).

Everybody back to work, here comes the assman!

👍195 👎129


Assman - definition

Gives a thumbs up, an ass that is.

Hey that guy's an assman he gottafat thumb for da booties

👍73 👎27


Assman - slang

A man whose favorite part of the female anatomy (i.e. to look at/stick his penis in) is the butt.

Also spelled "ass-man."

And that was when I realized: I'm an assman!

👍329 👎141


Assman

See Cosmo Kramer, the assman.

(In the parking lot just outside the hospital, Kramer has pulls into a "Doctors Only" space)

Security Guard: Can I help you?

Kramer: Ah, yeah. Doctor Cosmo Kramer. (points to assman plate) Proctology.

Security Guard: Oh, oh, okay. Sure...

Kramer: Thanks. Have a good day.

👍417 👎171


Assman

Cosmo Kramer

As seen as Seinfeld.

👍1135 👎341


Assman

A distinguished gentleman who can appreciate and prefer the finer things in life...such as a woman's booty. Often picks his dates from the back.

Sarah only seems to attract assman because she has a damn ghetto booty. Ain't nothin wrong with that!

👍947 👎229