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What is Asses of Fire?

A way to describe how you run when you are very much in a hurry to get to one place, person, or thing, or to get away from something or someone or to leave your current location.

1. "Dude you're telling me you have the beer shits? Hurry up, run like your ass is on fire, and find a poopalorium before you'll end up in the biggest embarrassment of your life!"

2. When LCpl. William alligator armed the grenade he tried to throw at a group of Iraqi insurgents and it fell six feet short of him, he knew he had to take off running like his ass was on fire to avoid being sent home in a coffin draped in his own country's flag, being injured for life, or worse, being buried like a dead animal by the insurgents he was combating with.





Mark H. UD contributer since last February.

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Asses of Fire - video

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Asses of Fire - what is it?

while banging a girl from behind, you take a bottle of hot sauce and poke the tip into her asshole, quickly grab ahold of her hips and let her do all the work as she feels the burning inside of her ass.

so i gave that girl a chicago ass fire last month, and she still wont talk to me.

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What does "Asses of Fire" mean?

A rare but frightening incident that occurs when the friction of rough anal sex causes dingleberries to ignite and catch the recievers ass on fire. Has only happened when a little too much alcohol was involved and the giver had a little too much lead in his pencil.

I used to date this one hot girl, but then she got drunk at a party with Chuck Norris and a horrible ass fire resulted.

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Asses of Fire - what does it mean?

Another name commonly used for the seat heater in a luxury car. It is very highly coveted and often requires a Shotty.

Passenger: Shotty ass fire!

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Asses of Fire - meaning

1.Really bad Diarrhoea, so much so, that it feels like fire is coming out of your anus.

2.Worse than normal diarrhoea.

I had such bad Ass-fires earlier that now, I can't sit down.

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Asses of Fire - definition

A severe pain in the anal region caused by prolonged periods of bicycle riding on an uncomfortable seat.

After cycling 60 miles his ass fire was so bad he said to the fireman, "I got a fire up inside my ass if you can put it out."

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Asses of Fire - slang

the eighth episode in the seventeenth season of the American animated television series South Park.

A Song of Ass and Fire serves as a continuation of the previous episode, "Black Friday", in which the children of South Park,

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Asses of Fire

A fake band name commonly used to throw adam off the trail of the real name of a good song so he doesnt ruin it

Adam:Yo josh who sang that song
Josh:Asses Of Fire
Adam:Thanks *Goes on kazaa and cant find song*

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Asses of Fire

When someone needs to fart really bad but is holding it in for some reason, and the gas is so bad it burns.

"Poor Sam. He was at an interview last week and had an ass of fire for an hour!"

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Asses of Fire

A popular Canadian film that sparked the Canadian-American war, and caused the deaths of millions.

Asses of Fire may well be the second best movie ever made, right after Asses of Fire 2.

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