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What is Asbury?
Placing one's dong in between buttcheeks to warm that puppy up during the colder months.
Dale: It's so blustery out today!
Luke: I could really go for an Asbury Hot Dog Warmer.
Dale: I got you bro!
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Asbury - what is it?
When you are making sweet sweet love to your girlfriend and you cream pie her asshole. Right after she cleans her ass hole up, you come back by and blow a second heaping load of cum all over her poop chute.
Larry: I was fucking Cheri last night and gave her an Asbury Snow Plow.
Adam: I bet it was fucking hilarious when she just got cleaned up?
Larry: Bro, she was so mad, but we went and got a pizza puff later that night.
What does "Asbury" mean?
When a married bar patron has the hots for the bartender of the same sex and proceeds to further the relationship by waiting for him/her to get off shift. After a few apple pie shots for $2.00, the two move to the patio where they pour Busch Light over their naked bodies. Once drenched in Busch latte, the bar patron makes the first move by going in for a gentle kiss. The bartender allows the advance and joins in. After about five minutes, the bar patron requests a pizza pocket and goes home to their spouse.
Danny: I drove down Asbury Road and saw Scott giving Brad an Asbury Spread Eagle.
Todd: OMG, Lucky Brad!
Asbury - what does it mean?
Asbury park is a small town on the jersey shore filled with entitled hipsters who claim to have "grown up" there but 95%of them can even tell you where the pool was or where the secret entrance to the old casino was before it was renovated.it also has an infestation of shitty bars with even a worst infestation of self entitled preps from surrounding towns that have parents that are lawyers or municipal office workers that can get them out of trouble when they are kicked out of bars in town, also there is a common lost underware problem within the town
-"Hey lets go to Asbury park tonight !!!
-Nah man theres to many saved by bells in friday nights....
Asbury - meaning
Referencing the 1973 Bruce Springsteen song “Spirit in the Night” off the album “Greeting from Asbury Park”. Refers to the insane and enjoyable times of high schoolers in small to medium sized towns across America. These experiences often cause nostalgia in college students and 40 year olds alike.
“Damn my Asbury Park is over”
Asbury - definition
A city on the Jersey Shore that has been turned dangerous due to riots and other shit, it's going through a large-scale renovation to make it nice again. Very historic and cool to visit.
I went to the Stone Pony in Asbury Park to see a concert last Friday.
Asbury - slang
It's a damn shame what happened the Asbury Park.
Asbury
A historic city on the Jersey Coast. At the moment it is not the safest place to b, with a lot of crime. It is currently undergoing a large-scale "renovation" and is becoming a nicer area to be. It is best known as the place where Bruce Springsteen began his career, at the Stone Pony.
I used to always go to the Stone Pony in Asbury Park, New Jersey.
Asbury
the best english teacher to walk the earth, he's a bully who likes K-pop. And he likes to bully his students whenever he can. 👍
Student: Hey is that Mr. Asbury?!
Me: Uhm yeah, I heard he’s a bully.
Student: That’s a L
Asbury
A tiny little college in Kentucky. Commonly referred to as the 'bury.
Where do you go to college?
I go to Asbury.