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What is Antique?
pouring white powder (baby powder) all over someone (preferably their face) and is most commonly done while the person is sleeping.
getting baby powder all over my bed was worth it when my friend woke up and realized she had just been antiqued.
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Antique - video
Antique - what is it?
The act of taking balls of flour and throwing them at a sleeping defenseless victim. This results in extreme discomfort (itchy eyes, rough skin, a pale look, etc.) for the victim but extreme humour for the persecutor.
That idiot Yawn antiqued us at the party...i want to kill him
What does "Antique" mean?
The use of flour thrown in a sleeping victims face to make them appear to be a dusty old antique. Watch "Jackass" for origin.
That picture of Pat getting antiqued is a laugh riot!!!
Antique - what does it mean?
Joe got antiqued yesterday.
Antique - meaning
Does anyone use this word anymore? If you do, you're a nerd.
And why are you looking this up on Urban Dictionary? Urban Dictionary is not an actual dictionary, you know!
Person 1: "It seems a bit antiquated to me."
Person 2: "What the fuck does that mean?"
Person 1: "Old fashioned or outdated."
Person 2: "Fucking nerd."
Antique - definition
While having sex with a person. Pull out before ejactulation and cum in your own hand; then proceed to slap the person in the face with it.
That girl is dirty, I know because I antiqued her just the other night.
Antique - slang
An older ladies' (see cougar) vagina.
Have you seen Mrs. Coutler's antiques? They are a sight to behold.
Antique
To pack a pulverized substance (preferably baby powder, corn starch, or flour) in ones butt crack and then fart in somebody's face
whoever falls asleep first is going to get antiqued for sure.
Antique
To fling a fistful of powder in someone's face when they are sleeping. Usually, flour is used, but other types of antiquing include: granulated sugar, confectioner's sugar, cayenne pepper, black pepper, pancake mix, cinnamon, and chocolate milk mix.
Time to antique that worthless shitfuck.
Antique
To take a handful of flour and throw it in somebody's face while they are sleeping (preferably with a hangover). With the addition of recent technology, documentation of antiquing has increased tenfold. Popular doumentation methods include photography, but better yet, video.
1. Let's go antique his ass!
2. Frank got antiqued SO bad, we even got it on video! Oh shit lemme see.
3.
Person1: Oh shit I can't believe you guys did this... shit man.
Person2: You got yo ass ANTIQUED frizank!