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What is Dictionary?
A large book containing only "real" words, their "correct" spellings and their (far-less-entertaining-than-urban-dictionary) definitions.
Bill: Gullible.
Josh: what?
Bill: Look in the dictionary, moron.
Josh *flipping through pages* Its not here.
Bill: What?
Josh: Gullible isn't in the dictionary.
Bill: You're shittin' me!
Josh: Nope.
Dictionary - meme gif
Dictionary - video
Dictionary - what is it?
Thing you use to look up words you don't understand with definitions filled with words you don't understand and need to look up to understand the definition of the first word you didn't understand.
Man:Look up wishy-washy for me in the dictionary
Woman:*looks up wishy-washy in the dictionary*
Dictionary reads: Wishy-Washy: Ineffectual
Ineffectual: Futile
Futile: Futilis that pours out easily, useless
Woman:...WTF!?
What does "Dictionary" mean?
Youre reading a dictionary, smartass.
Dictionary - what does it mean?
The crap that you need to use at school because the teacher is too much of a lazy ass to tell you the meaning of a word
Boy: What's the meaning of that word?
Teacher: Go use the DICTIONARY and find it yourself
Boy: Screw you
Dictionary - meaning
The rude version of pictionary
Lets play Dictionary
Dictionary - definition
You're an asshole.
-Demitri Martin
I bought a dictionary the other day. When I got home, the first word I looked up was dictionary. Next to the word it said...you're an asshole.
Dictionary - slang
What you're reading right now, but without all the assholes, anti-Americans, dumbass n00bs, atrocious grammar, made up words, slang, gibberish, and other crap.
The world is so lazy these days, that instead of reading the dictionary, they wait for the movie.
Dictionary
A Useless book of information. The only useful dictionary is the one you're reading at this moment. Also If they misspell a word how would we know? Mrs. Stocks's best friend.
Websters Dictionary misspelled Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia
Dictionary
dude youre seriously looking up the word dictionary?? you must be freaking bored
youre looking up the word dictionary? nerd
Dictionary
Who would ever read the dictionary?
Urban dictionary is way better.