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What is Amber Heard?
Amber Heard: a female who often makes false accusations with no evidence or sources and when all of that fails, plays the sexist card.
Her: he was sexually harassing me
Him: what is your proof? He hasn't been anywhere near you
Her: WOW YOU'RE SO SEXIST BECAUSE YOU'RE ASKING ME TO PROVE THAT THIS PERSON WHO HAS NEVER BEEN NEAR ME, SEXUALLY HARASSED ME!
Him: okay Amber Heard
Amber Heard - video
Amber Heard - what is it?
To accidentally drop ones bowels in your partners bed, either maliciously, as a consequence of a massive intake of scrumpy cider or due to a swift exit from the rear entrance.
“Dude, I was going full bore on her back door last night, made my exit and she pulled an Amber Heard right there on my Eqyptian cotton”
“I had way too much cider last night, woke up this morning and I’d Amber Hearded my own bed, gonna have to get some new sheets, that’s way beyond the Daz door step challenge”
What does "Amber Heard" mean?
When a women plays a sweet innocent angels and then her lies get exposed and she is publicly exposed.
She said she would never hit me, but when she said she hit me because she was mad. She just got "Amber Heard."
Amber Heard - what does it mean?
Cockney rhyming slang for taking a turd; i.e. the act of defecation.
"Do you need me for anything? Because I'm off for an Amber Heard."
Amber Heard - meaning
When you want to take revenge on your partner so you claim they abused you and take a shit on their side of the bed
Me: Bro I left my ex-wife with a massive Amber Heard
Him: What's an Amber Heard?
Me: I left a massive dookie on her bed
Amber Heard - definition
When a person literally shits in a bed.
Friend 1: Dude, I was at Annie’s house and I shit the bed.
Friend 2: Wait, literally or figuratively, what happened?
Friend 1: Dude, I was at Annie’s house and I I pulled an Amber Heard.
Friend 2: Oh my f**cking god, you’re a nasty mother f**cker! What did she say?
Amber Heard - slang
The act of cumming while shitting on a bed
Did you see what Kevin did last night? He committed Amber Heard while fucking her gf
Amber Heard
the act of shitting in the bed and blaming someone else
"Dude, my girlfriend's crazy. She tried to Amber Heard me.
Amber Heard
Shitting the bed.
• failing completely
Guy 1: dude, how'd you do on the exam?
Guy 2: oh dude I totally did an Amber Heard.
Amber Heard
The act of shitting on someone’s pillow while they’re not there.
“Yeah bro he was being an asshole, So I did an Amber Heard while he was gone”