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What is Alarm clock?
An act of fellatio which wakes the person receiving. Usually results in immediate nutting due to surprise and overall awesomeness.
"Why's your girlfriend got a black eye?"
"I was tired, so I hit the snooze button"
Alarm clock - video
Alarm clock - what is it?
When a girl is sleeping and you wake her up by slipping your morning wood in her.
I gave her the alarm clock so she wouldn't be late for work.
What does "Alarm clock" mean?
A method of waking up at a specific time, ususaly accomplished by the satanic sound of screaming souls.
I threw my clock at the wall the other day, now it's broken.
Alarm clock - what does it mean?
A monster that screams at you in the morning until you make you make it shut up or put it back to sleep. After it stops screaming, it compels you to get up and get ready for the day. Some say it's witchcraft, but it could be made by warlocks.
Alarm Clock: GET UP!!!! RAWR!
Person: *says sleepily* Ugh. *turns off alarm clock*
Alarm clock - meaning
a legal form of torture commonly bestowed upon teenagers between 6-7am.
alarm clock:
*AAHHH*
*AAHHH*
*AAHHH*
kid:
"dear Jesus, my lord and my savior, MAKE IT STOP."
Alarm clock - definition
An evil device created by Satan to awaken you from a deep sleep.
The alarm clock shrieked loudly at 6am awaking me from my wonderful dream of riches.
Alarm clock - slang
Probably the most annoying thing on a Monday morning, or any morning for that matter, but very useful when you need to wake up early or at a certain time. Usually have very high pitched tones so you will be so annoyed that you'll get out of bed to turn the damn thing off.
Person One: I need to wake up early! I should tell my mom to wake me up.
Person Two: You should just set an alarm clock. It's a more annoying sound which most likely will get you out of bed faster to turn it off.
Person One: Good idea!
Alarm clock
An invention solely designed to kill millions of human dreams every morning
Whoever invented the alarm clock was a real dick. Seriously, not cool.
Alarm clock
The demon box that is quiet until you want to sleep.
MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WONT WAKE ME UP!
Alarm clock
a college professor ( Southern Negro college use ) old slang in 1940's
- he ain't a phat alarm clock.
- ya` be right