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What is Agoura?
A gay nightclub, where many go to get gay sex from prostitutes. Also, it was used as an insane asylum for autistic men and women in the early 2000s. If you want to have a good time with lots of horny gay prostitutes, Agoura High School is the place for you
Hey man, you wanna go to Agoura High School?
That gay nightclub? HELL YAH
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Agoura - what is it?
A small southern California city in Los Angeles County. It has a population of 20,000 and life here is somewhere in-between living in a charming small town, and EVERYTHING WRONG with a suburb. It's filled with nice but clueless adults and cool but sketchy teens. If many people would take five seconds to look away from the big houses and palm trees, you would see that it's not uncommon to find a used needle next to the sidewalk or have a bottle thrown at you while walking through a parking lot.
"Agoura Hills, CA has excellent schools! :)" - Clueless parent
What does "Agoura" mean?
pt 1
Welcome to Agoura high school, the less rich version of Calabasas, but equally as shitty. Now don't get me wrong, we may be less rich than Calabasas, but we still get a shit ton of funding from Jewish sugar daddies. I can 100% guarantee that extra funding goes to school upgrades and improvements. Nah fuck that, it goes to teacher paychecks. Half the time you have no idea what the hell the teachers are talking about due to their lack of motivation and realization that they're stuck in a dead end job teaching ranges of kids, half of which should be in fucking juvie hall. As far as students go, it's pretty diverse, with the spectrum ranging from the next Nobel prize winner, to borderline down syndrome. It never ceases to amaze me how such levels of utter stupidity can even exist in the 21st century. However, natural selection exists, and it's quite easy to tell which popular fagtards will burn out like a star as soon as high school ends and they become part of the working world.
"I love Agoura high school!"
-said no one ever
Agoura - what does it mean?
A bunch of rich families with kids who have absolutely no responsibilities. Literally the worst the valley has to offer because every wealthy parent has no idea what their kids are getting into. entitled kids and wealthy parents that are just far enough outside of LA to act boujee but act like it’s nothing special. if you’re poor or not entitled don’t even try to live here, you will stick out like a soar thumb
omg i was in agoura hills last weekend and saw the kardashians. it was hard to tell though because i saw a bunch of range rovers and rolls royces... it wasn’t like this 20 years ago
Agoura - meaning
The neighborhood of eastern Agoura Hills, CA. It is an area of the city reserved for farmhouses and horse owners. It is filled with bored-wannabe-gangster teens and cowboys. It has the highest crime rate, not just in Agoura Hills, but in the whole area due to the no street-light policy, which is in place to reduce light pollution, making it easier for people to get away with things without being seen. It has no sidewalks, which makes it very difficult to get from A to B without twisting your ankle (speaking from experience). It is also surrounded by dimly-lit warehouses and office buildings making it even more prone to sketchy characters from the highway and Agoura High-schoolers to committing thugery in the 69th degree. Beside that, it's really nice in the day, though.
"Wanna hang out in Old Agoura?" -dude #1
"Nah, someone stole my bike" -dude#2
"Again?!" -dude#1
Agoura - definition
A neighborhood in the eastern part of Agoura Hills, CA. It is known as the original "Agoura" community before it became an official city in 1982. It is a bizarre mixture of mansions, miniature farms where people raise horses, and dimly lit warehouses where high schoolers will do burn-outs. For anyone who doesn't own a horse or car, it is hell to get from A to B without twisting your ankle, this is because the area has no actual sidewalks. As "peaceful" as the area seems during the day, it actually has the highest crime rate in the eastern Conejo valley. This is mainly because of it's no streetlight policy, which makes it pitch-black at night. Thus, allowing low-lifers from the SF valley to break into cars and slip away into the night. This also allows Agoura High students to commit most of their shenanigans here. So you will be cruising by white-picket fences with people brushing horses, turn a corner, and see an ENTIRE wall tagged with random graffiti, or you'll be chilling in your backyard and hear tires screeching a block over. Of course, the adults are clueless about this and it'll be up to you to keep your valuables safe. Although the Brightside is, it has lots of great hiking trails, so that you can twist your ankle faster :).
"You know, Old Agoura actually has the highest crime rate in Agoura Hills." - teen
"Oh no it doesn't! You kids don't know how good you have it!" - clueless adult
Agoura - slang
Incorporated in 1982. Agoura Hills is well known for its spoiled population and severe drug problem. At the same time is burned by the L.A. Sheriffs Department. Also Known As "The Bubble."
Agoura Hills is such a burn
Agoura
one of the WORST cities in the united states. Agoura is in the midst of poverty. the area is trying to compete with the rest of the san fernando valley such as the westlake and rich calabasas areas but cannot. the city is broken down and abandoned. It often reminds people of hickville red necks. the town is composed of horses, cows, farms, and a broken down school. the people are very rude and are very bitter toward people who have more money than them. i feel so bad i have to live in agoura!
AGOURIAN: howdy yall!
BEVERLY HILLS DUDE: hey, you must be from agoura!
AGOURIAN: HOW CUD YA TELL, DURRRR??
BEVERLY HILLS DUDE: its the missing teeth and the accent. im sorry you have to live in such a horrible place.
Agoura
Also referred to as "The A Hill" is a hill that overlooks Agoura High school as well as the city of Agoura Hills, CA. On the top of the hill is a large, wood "A" that is randomly painted a different color every so often by Agoura High students that have WAY too much pride in their underfunded, drug infested school.
"What're you doing?"
"We're going to paint the Agoura A in our class colors!"
"Oh... Ok, have fun I guess" *whispers* "Losers..."
Agoura
also known as the bubble. Once you move here you never leave. It's very small area that is safe and clean.
off the 101 freeway in L.A. county. Agoura is home of the chargers