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What is Adobe?
- A belief that John Warnock, the founder of Adobe, was the second coming of Christ.
The belief states that, "If you torrent the Adobe programs, you're going to hell but if you pay for the Adobe programs you're going to heaven, but you still have to pay $700 for Adobe Heaven and you have to wait 50 years in Adobe Limbo for it to install. "
Person A: "I believe in an underrated and a money hungry religon."
Person B: "Ooo, what's your religon mate?"
Person A "Adobeism."
Person B: "What in the... ITS A SUBHUMAN ADOBE, KILL IT, BURN IT! "
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Adobe - what is it?
To love someone or something beyond words would be to love someone or something adobically.
Wow, Nicole really loves him adobically.
Our love? It was adobical.
I am adobically in love with this cheese.
What does "Adobe" mean?
If you are seeing this we have bought your soul if you would like you soul back please buy all of our products at once. Then we will send your soul back via Amazon Prime box (you will pay shipping). If you encounter this again you will need to sell us another soul in obedience. If you cooperate you will earn a spot in helping us take over the world. You may receive a high definition ADOBE wallpaper (for sponsorship use only). If you fail to comply with these rules we will hunt you down and steal you whole existence and sell your soul immediately to a country of our choice (mostly to Pakistan they pay us big time for this.). (Made in India). (Assembled in Mexico and Argentina). (Written by Russia).
ADOBE now owns your computer and your soul your welcome. "Hello my fellow comradians I come to you today with our sponsor please welcome ADOBE!!!!!"- The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master.
ADOBE: I ADOBE approve this message as your overlord.
Adobe - what does it mean?
This is an adjective to describe an attractive girl. This term originates from Adobe's .pdf file, as a girl described as "Adobe" is generally Pretty Damn Fine.
Dan: Damn, that girl is adobe.
Chris: What the fuck does that mean?
Dan: She's a pdf. Pretty damn fine. You know, adobe.
Adobe - meaning
Adobe is a money-hungry greedy ass Company shutting down flash player just to make room for more expensive players #saveflashplayer
Dude FUCK “Adobe”!
Adobe - definition
A company that will eventually make every program and take over the computing industry
"Who Makes that"
--"Adobe, who else!"
Adobe - slang
Something you won't find in Nairobi.
You won't find any ADOBE here in NAIROBI, but we do have some spectacular hotels.
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Adobe is a computer software company that makes products for everyday things (animating: Adobe Flash, PDF's: Adobe Acrobat, etc.).
It is really pricey to get products from Adobe.
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An "Adobe" is when a person uses their fecal matter as lube when giving a hand job.
Mo's mother gives the most foul smelling adobe jobs.
Adobe
(slang) Spanish term for human excrement. This is probably derived from the fact that the word also can signify mud (as in, a mixture of dirt and water), thus creating the clever wordplay.
1) Hey vato, I need to take an Adobe!
2) Look at that messy toilet, it's covered with Adobe!