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What is Absorb?A person whose instagram and other social media photo galleries are filled with selfies - even including the full body mirror reflection ones. The annoying self absorbed people who chronicalize every mundane detail of their lives by posting selfies. See exhibit A: Kim Kardashian's instagram/twitter Absorb - meme gifAbsorb - videoAbsorb - what is it?The act of positioning multiple layers of toilet paper on the water surface in the toilet, creating a cushion in order to prevent the water splashing or 'plopping' when a turd hits the surface, thus avoiding a loud noise being produced. The layers of tissue act as a cushion, absorbing sound energy of the turd . The art of Plop Absorbing is particularly useful when the toilet user wishes to remain anonymous to people outside of the bathroom. Example 1: What does "Absorb" mean?For those sassy seniors who have had it with those disturbingly obvious adult diapers.....say hello to Absorbent Thong! Our patented shoestring suction technology consumes every ounce of urine or poop it encounters! I haven't felt like I was this young and sexy since i was young thanks to absorbent thong...did i leave the oven on? Absorb - what does it mean?When a man edges for so long his penis becomes moisturised by all of the pre-cum absorbed into his skin as he strokes. Man, absorbation makes your shaft soooooooooooo soft! Absorb - meaningsomeone who leeches off another person. hey mike stop being an absorber, I dont want to be your spawn. Absorb - definitionIntensively engaged; engrossed I absorbed all my noodles Absorb - slangable to absorb or soak up; heat, light, moisture, movement, etc. "My flow is heavy this month; good thing these tampons are so absorbent!" AbsorbUsed to Nullify all different variants of "ur mom gay" or "no u" Bob: ur mom gay AbsorbShe was totally absorbed by the busker while wandering on the streets. AbsorbTo drain, and possibly soak, power or substance from a person, or liquid. He just absorbed the water with a towel |
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