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What is Absolute Fuck?A phrase commonly used to describe a terribly organised event. Josh: Did you go to that curry night Conor organised? Absolute Fuck - videoAbsolute Fuck - what is it?The best insult known to man. Used by Dick Beater McFingers Patrick: Dude, I just hit Tom's grandma with my truck! Shit, bro!.. What does "Absolute Fuck" mean?When "What the fuck?" isnt sufficiently exasperated enough, "What the absolute fuck" is used. John: What the absolute fuck is Jim doing? Absolute Fuck - what does it mean?The term given to fans of Nicki Minaj, similar to "Beliebers" and "Directioners" Hey look at those absolute fucking retards, they're probably listening to nicki minaj Absolute Fuck - meaningI went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes. Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes. Absolute Fuck - definitionThe ultimate form of shambles as might be created by an uber-shambles: best demonstrated when minor clerical and administrative duties have to be undertaken by professional staff in the alleged interests of 'saving money' which in fact does no such thing, but can be pointed to by those who equate change with progress, thus claiming credit for the latter. Loo rolls need changing: could a computer analyst do it? Then a computer analyst shall do it! Everyone including the janitors agreed this created an absolute fucking shambles as senior analysts spent time hunting for wherever loo rolls were stored, but the office manager thought it was an ace idea and claimed an end-of year bonus. Absolute Fuck - slangWhat someone is when they fuck up in a stupendously amazing fashion or are just incredibly stupid in general. Must be used with the following inflection: -After Dave finished his explanation why whites and blacks are different species- Absolute FuckAn insult that is used if someone is stupider than a fucking dumbass In what world is a fish a kind of parrot, you absolute fucking walnut Absolute FuckWhen you're in a bad situation where you'll most likely fail or get the negative result. "The project's due tomorrow?! Man I am absolutely fucked!" Absolute FuckThe point where no more fucks can be given. Dude, I donβt care, Iβm at absolute fuck. |
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