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What is Directioners?
The absolute shittiest fan base to ever walk the planet. They're hated among the metal community for their horrid actions and hideous attitudes. Most Directioners question why no one likes them when it really is quite obvious.
Most Directioners like to think that they're funny by being rude and cruel to others, when really they're all just a bunch of butt hurt pre-pubescent twelvies. Most likely, if you act like a majority of Directioners, you probably need Jesus.
Directioners: Alex Gaskarth should kill himself because he's an emo fag.
Directioners: Mitch Lucker probably killed himself because he's a weak emo fag.
Directioners: Mitch's 5 year old daughter should kill herself because her dad was an emo fag.
Directioners: LET'S TREND #1DTOWARPED2013 TO PISS OFF ALL THE "SCENE" AND "EMO" KIDS
Everyone Else: Fuck you, you ignorant little twats.
Directioners: Why does everyone hate us?
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Directioners - what is it?
A family of beautiful, talented/skillful, dedicated, overprotective One Direction fans who own the world and every social media known to mankind.
Guy: do you know who they are?
NB: uh oh they're called Directioners. Don't mess with them if you don't want to be called a greasy burrito
What does "Directioners" mean?
The girls and guys of the one direction fandom. Primarily girls these girls will support one direction as they (1D) support the fandom.
Directioners will do anything to marry 1D. They will tweet to there fave thousands of times for a follow. Directioners are said to rule twitter. The fandom will create the most crazy hashtags or maybe the most heartfelt hashtags. It doesn't stop there. There are millions of girls or guys who will create fan fiction about the 1D boys shipping them with the ship names Larry (Harry,Louis) Ziam (Zayn,Liam) Narry (Niall,Harry) Zouis (Zayn,Louis) and Niam (Niall,Liam). Larry is a debate among the fandom, Directioners will pick 1/3 sides Larry is real! Larry is fake! And Idc.
Directioners: Marry me!!!! Have my children!
1D: lol!
Directioners - what does it mean?
The best fandom family full of sexually frustrated mofo's in the world that support and love four British, One Irish, homosexual boys who aren't actually gay. Otherwise known as One Direction.
We are also known as "the deadliest fandom."
#voteonedirection Directioners
"Our fans are called Directioners" -One Direction
Directioners - meaning
Directioners aka Crazy fandom Army of Five sexy Lads. Dont dare you disturb their 5 boys you would receive death threats. Really Loves follow spree and always thirsty for new followers. They dream have 5/5 + 1D . And Likes making and reading fanfiction. Actually they were talented but most of them insecure and need god.
A : I ship haylor they look so cute
Directioners : Shut up shower of cunt nobody ask you i would ship ur ass to zimbabwe and kill your family !
Directioners - definition
We're sorry that people are so jealous of us... but we can't help it that we're so popular.
Why are Directioners popular?
They can't help it.
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If you're a Directioner, you're probably a tumblr girl with so such swag it just might hurt.
Seriously, Directioners are the deadliest of fandoms, and only pinch people's bums on Wednesday.
We eat two bananas for a pound, and three for a euro. Eat carrots every chance we get. Remember that.
WE DO NOT LIKE SPOONS, BUT LOVE TO EMPTY THE FRIDGE.
Cats (pussy's) are our animal, and when we greet each other, we say VAS HAPPENING?!
Our cheekbones are incredible and curls run the world.
The Big Bad Wolf is our Friday evening anthem. (if you don't know, you never will)
Basically.
HORAN THE WORLD?!
CURLS.
See, those Directioners are awesome
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Directioners is a defenition of the best fandom in the whole world, but they are clowns.
Omg look a directioners, they must be a clowning for July 23rd.
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Directioners are fangirls who are totally obsessed with the UK Boyband One Direction who leak a whole album(not just songs), hacks security in the boy's hotels and shops. They fight with other fandoms and hate on celebrities like Taylor Swift and The Wanted. They give new directioners fake information about them and they give intelligent comebacks at people who insult the boys. They burn people if necessary and suspend verified accounts. They stay in their rooms the whole day to fangirl over them and blog about them but only come out to eat food. Directioners call people 'carrots' when they pronounce Louis's name as 'Lewis', when they get hold of the wrong information about the boys, tell them about the mushroom joke and say 'extraordinharry', 'amazayn', 'phenomeniall', 'fabulouis' or 'brilliam'. They are the meanest fandom who make fun of other fandoms. Celebrities also admit that they are crazy. They even found the boy's exact times and hospitals they were born. They even stole Liam's boxers and they found their penis sizes. They are the only fandom that can laugh like crazy, cry and look #done within 4 seconds.Elounor and Larry shippers fight with each other all the time. YEAH WE'RE THE WORST!!
Peasant:"Ew one direction is so ugly and gay!!"
Directioners:"I hope you get motorboated by a porcupine or given a blowjob by a motherfucking shark."
Other fandoms: You insult us, we insult you back.
Directioners: You insult us, we turn your insults into a joke. We use reaction pictures and make you as uncomfortable as humanly possible.
Stupid:"Why do you love 1D? They'll never love you back.
Directioners:"Why do you breathe? You're gonna die anyway."
Boy:" They are only famous for their looks "
Directioner:"Yeah so I bought their album just to listen to their face."
Irrelevant person:"One Direction has no talent."
Directioners:"I don't wanna be around you. I don't want you in my environment. I don't want you in the motherfucking city. If I could move to Jupiter, I would but I wouldn't be able to motherfucking breathe."
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The only fandom that can hack into security cameras, leak albums, find ultrasound pictures, blood types, penis sizes...
But yet we can't order at McDonalds without fucking up and stuttering the whole time.
Directioners talking about One Direction:
Niall's blood type is A,
Louis was born at 1:47 PM on December 24, 1991,
Liam's penis size is 10.2 inches
Zayn was 8 pounds when he was born
Harry's blood type is B
Ordering at McDonalds:
Cashier: What would you like today?
Directioner: Y-y-es um I would like a um m-m-medium n-number s-s-even p-please?
*Gets Meal*
Directioners: DAMMIT! I WANTED A LARGE!