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What is Aaron Rodgers?Aaron Charles Rodgers was born on December 2, 1983in Chico, California. He graduated from Chico High School and then University of California, Berkley. Aaron plays professional football for the Green Bay Packers. Off season, he likes to play golf, work out with his brothers (Luke and Jordan), travel, and go to Milwaukee Brewers games. He and Clay Matthews, a linebacker fornthe Green Bay Packers, are good friends and hang out often. Aaron is not married, but likes redheads. He is often seen in the "Discount Double Check" State Farm commercials. He drives a Ford F150, and likes to visit his summer home in San Diego. He's a beautiful boy :) Person 1: who's that hottie playing for the packers? Aaron Rodgers - videoAaron Rodgers - what is it?Owner of the Chicago Bears. βI still own you!β What does "Aaron Rodgers" mean?California native, antivaxxer star-fucker MVP quarteback for the Greenbay Packers. Aaron Rodgers: I want to have kids, so I canβt be vaccinated against deadly diseases. Dr Joe Rogan told be to guzzle down this horse dewormer, so now I go around telling my employer and coworkers that Iβm immunized. Aaron Rodgers - what does it mean?The Green Bay Packers Qb and the Hail Mary king Aaron Rodgers is the hail mary king. Aaron Rodgers - meaningAn overrated primadonna likely to fake injury to garner sympathy. "He's just an Aaron Rodgers. He sucks." Aaron Rodgers - definitionA lie or unforced error that destroys one's reputation He had everything going for him and then he pulled an Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers - slangFavre, his fans, and the media can eat their shit now. Aaron Rodgers > Brett Favre Aaron RodgersA Quarterback for the Green Bay Packers. First to throw over 4000 yards in each of his first two seasons as starter. Doesn't make bad decisions and is the 2nd best running QB in the NFL behind, of course, Michael Vick. Aaron Rodgers was one who many thought would not be able to replace Brett Favre, but in fact has 17 Penises. It can be noted that these penises can turn into anything. ANYTHING. Lucky for your team, he doesn't turn them into dragons. DRAGONS I TELL YOU. DRAGONS! Person A: Lets count the number of Penises in here. Let's see, 16 males and Lady Gaga. Hmmm.... Aaron RodgersThe new Green Bay Packers starting quarterback who will be under the spotlight after everything he does because he unfortunately has to follow the career of Brett Favre. "Your sister has a 4.0? She Aaron Rodgers'd you in your parents' eyes. F*** her up." Aaron RodgersThe Green Bay Packers lead Quarter Back. In his first season of actual play, the Packers had a 6-10 W-L record. Come his second season, he turned it around and came off with an 11-5 record, although would go on to lose to the Arizona Cardinals in the first playoff game. Then in his third season, after numerous injuries and a concussion, he was able to get a 10-6 record which landed them a 6th seed position in the playoffs. After beating the top three teams in the NFC playoffs, he and the Packers would go on to play in Super Bowl XLV. And after a few more injuries and keeping the lead the entire game, Rodgers and the Packers would go on to win the Super Bowl 31-26, beating the Pittsburgh Steelers. After the game, Aaron Rodgers was named the MVP of the Super Bowl, and then he celebrated with the rest of his team knowing they finally brought the Vince Lombardi Trophy back home. Man, Aaron Rodgers had a pretty shaky first season of heading the Green Bay Packers for QB, but come the next few he was able to turn the team around and win them a Super Bowl title. |
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