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What is Brett Favre?
An unsolicited picture of your penis sent via text or email
1. I sent her my "Brett Favre" and she loved it!
2. I iphoned her my "Brett Favre" and she totally slapped me with a restarining order
Brett Favre - video
Brett Favre - what is it?
The act of sending a dick pic through a text.
Sarah: I just got a Brett Favre from Josh!
Alex: What the hell are you talking about?
Sarah: He sent me a picture of his dick like Brett Favre did!!
What does "Brett Favre" mean?
Simultaneously being the best and worst at something.
Brett Favre holds the record for the most touchdowns ever, but also holds the record for the most interceptions. Loser.
Brett Favre - what does it mean?
Former NFL quaterback who takes alot of shit from people just beacause he's a legend in the NFL. While playing for the Green Bay Packers, he acheived almost every QB record possible, including most touchdowns thrown and most yards thrown. Often portrayed as "shit", Favre has played through immense emotional and physical pain, while winning MVP 3 times and having won one super bowl. Any human who would refer to Favre as crap is just jealous that they're team didn't have a franchise QB for the last 17 years.
Ignorant fan: wow Brett Favre threw another interception, what a hunk of shit
Packer fan: yeah, he has 2 interceptions to go along with his 6 touchdowns in this game, hey, isnt this your favourite team thats down 40 points against him?
Ignorant fan: no... *cries inside*
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Packer fan: Damn, another MVP season, Favre really tore it up this year.
Chargers fan: Oh yeah? Wait til we draft Ryan Leaf!
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Vikings fan: that Favre guy really pisses me off, i really wish i could have him on the vikings, i heard the other day that our punter was competeing with Tavaris Jackson for starting QB job, darn, atleast we have Adrian peterson, he'll bring us to the super bowl, as long as the punter can hand off the ball to him.
Packer fan: you can have our washed up kicker, do you feel better now?
Brett Favre - meaning
Brett Favre = GOD in the state of Wisconsin
In wisconsin Brett Favre is God
Brett Favre - definition
God... Often associated with pure, unadulterated, GREATNESS... also, often referred to as a "LEGEND"... could beat Chuck Norris in street fight... makes every other single person seem worthless
Brett Favre is, well, GOD!
Brett Favre - slang
The art of quitting something, making it a huge deal, only to return to it one or more times.
Jim: "Man... I can't believe Jay Leno would leave the Tonight Show just to start his own show."
Sam: "Yea he pulled a Brett Favre!"
Brett Favre
Although he sometimes gets a little bit over-covered and he is shown as some type of hero, he is actually a pretty tough guy. I am sure you guys have heard of it, but he played a season with a broken thumb, he threw 4 TDs and 398 yards in the FIRST HALF of a football game which was only a day or two after his father, Irvin, died of a heart attack while driving, his wife recently was diagnosed with breast cancer (but is in good health) and his brother-in-law was killed in a ATV accident at his Mississipi home, and he has the longest consecutive games played record for QBs, which spans over 12 years, or something like that. He has won one Super Bowl with the Green Bay Packers and started his career with the Atlanta Falcons. He was a 3 time MVP, 3 years straight. Some people put him down all the time, saying "the record is stupid and is easy for QBs", well I dont see anyone else even close, so deal with it. He also never mentions records, and doesnt even keep track of them, often times not even knowing of records untill being told by the media. Hes one of Wisconsin's favorite players and favorite people. Hes a down-to-earth guy also. Ok, I'm done with my praising. One negative thing-sometimes he doesnt make smart throws and he often forces passes and throws many INTs. But definately a Hall of Fame player. ..once he hangs the cleats up
Favre... Not again... just throw the ball away...
I hate it when people spell Favre, F-A-R-V-E... its Favre. Just remember on "Theres Something About Mary", when Ben Stiler makes a comment about Favres last name.
Brett Favre
To accomplish something great and quit on the postive note, only to try it again after and fail miserably.
Ty: "I can't believe you just made that shot on the first try!"
Chris" "I know that was insane. I'm done though. No no, let me try that again."
Ty: "Dude that wasn't even close. You just pulled a Brett Favre."
Brett Favre
Brett Favre may not be the best anymore as he once was but he is certainly one of the best. Everyone is too hard on him for not being what he once was. That's ridiculous because they're insulting one of the best quarterbacks to ever play football. Naturally you can't expect him to be that good forever. He ages ya know...
In the 2004-2005 season he popped his shoulder out of socket...went and punched a wall...knocked it back in...came back out on the field to win the game. There you have it.