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What is Michael Vick?
A man so despised by white people that they don't even care about being called racist(falsely) when they openly display their hate for him.
Jayquan: So how do you feel about Michael Vick getting signed to the Eagles?
Cooper: I hate Michael Vick for all I care he can burn in hell.
Jayquan: Wow I think you're racist
Cooper: Well you should know by now I mean I voted for McCain.
Michael Vick - video
Michael Vick - what is it?
One of the most exciting, yet overated quarterbacks in the NFL. He will never win a Super Bowl, mainly because he is a running Quarterback.
First, tell me how many scrambling QB's that have won a championship. Now tell me how many Pocket Passers that have won a championship. Better yet, name the last ten Super Bowl winning Quarterbacks and whether they were running Quarterbacks or pocket passers. Exactly...
Michael Vick will never lead his team to a Super Bowl unless he improves his passing.
What does "Michael Vick" mean?
A running back for the Atlanta Falcons.
Michael Vick lines up in the wrong spot, he is really a running back.
Michael Vick - what does it mean?
To perform unspeakable, terrible, abusive acts on an animal. The connotations, however, are most effective when describing actions towards dogs.
Put a DAMN muzzle on that thing! I’m gonna hop the fence and “Michael Vick” your dog if it doesn’t shut its trap!
Michael Vick - meaning
The name that comes into play most often when discussing illegal pitbull activities.
Psychiatrist: Lopez, we're going to play a word association game. I'll give a few words, and you say the first thing that pops into your mind, ok?
Lopez: Ok.
Psychiatrist: First set of words...Illegal Pitbull Fights?
Lopez: Michael Vick
Michael Vick - definition
The real overrated black quarterback. At least McNabb gets to the playoffs every year, tries to be a pocket passer, and doesnt act like he's going to the Tupac show after the game.
Michael Vick is running to the sideline to get the jacket on as quickly as possible during the cold in the Bears game a couple of years ago...Maybe southerners really are pussies, afterall. I'll never get past that sight in my mind for Vick. Easily the most overrated and undertalented 'quarterback' ever.
Michael Vick - slang
aka Mike Vick, aka Ron Mexico
1st Overall Pick in the 2001 NFL Draft,
exorbitantly overpaid. Has never thrown for 3,000 yards in a season. Has never thrown for more than 16 touchdowns in a season.
Signed a 10-year, $130M contract with the Atlanta Falcons in December 2004, with an NFL record $37M in guaranteed bonuses.
Regarded as one of the worst quarterbacks in terms of accruacy in the NFL. Career completion average of less than 55%. Averages 1.3 touchdown passes for every interception thrown.
(Stats accurate as of 2005)
Michael Vick is overrated and overpaid
Michael Vick
Also see: Ron Mexico
A "quarterback" in the NFL. A flaming case of Herpes Simplex appears to make him run on every down and makes him very antsy in the pocket.
Michael Vick throws another interception then runs to the locker room for some Gold Bond.
Michael Vick
Yet another in a long line of ghetto-fabulous idiots that managed to piss a away a career by acting like a thug. His uninspiring selfishness has led him to be considered a "running" quarterback when in fact he is probably closer to a running back that will only pass if threatened. Most of his fans love him for his nappy cornrowed hair and ability to spread herpes farther than any of his passes ever made it. However, things are looking up as he has found Jebus and now is in the good company of other degraded black athletes such as Rae Carruth and OJ.
"Hey, did you hear that Michael Vick was suspended by the NFL and he lost his multi-million dollar contract with Nike?
"Tough break, nigga, there's always Fruit Loops"
**sound of Vick's private plane heading to Canada for his debut on the Toronto Argonauts. Or the Edmonton Eskimos. Or whoever.**
Michael Vick
(v.) The act of killing or mistreating animals, mostly dogs
My poodle Fluffy ate my best paperwork last night; I was so pissed so I pulled Michael Vick on Fluffy.