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What is Hail Mary?
When you shove anal beads up someone’s ass so much it goes into it's stomach.
Bob: “Hey Johnny what did you do this weekend?”
Johnny: “Well, I found a pair of anal beads in my girlfriends room”
Bob: “WTF?”
Johnny: “yeah but I gave her a Hail Mary after and now she knows who her daddy is”
Hail Mary - video
Hail Mary - what is it?
The action of putting your hands together as if praying then when somebody is bent over you push your hands up their ass causing brutal short term pain if done correctly
Tom was Hail Maryied at lunch and he had to walk like a duck for the next 20 minutes
What does "Hail Mary" mean?
1st Wipe's a Charm
When you go number two and wipe once, but there are no stains on the toilet paper.
"Hey GodsPrototype, guess what just happened when I took a massive dump in your toilet?"
"I know, a Hail Mary. Am I right?"
"Hallelujah. I've got a golden buttocks"
Hail Mary - what does it mean?
Taking a dump in the filter about the toilet. Not allowing it to flush and stinking up the bathroom.
*in a fast food restarunt*
"Hey man ill be right back, i gotta take a dump"
"Drop a Hail Mary here! they wont know why the bathroom smells like crap!
Hail Mary - meaning
In Basketball it is when you shoot a what you think is impossible shot.
I shot a buzzer beater Hail Mary to win the game
Hail Mary - definition
when your running for the toilet about to crap your paints
and you drop your pants at the last second and sling your butt over the toilet and hope you make it in time. when you crap on the seat or wall the "pass was intercepted"
man the worst part about being a janitor is a bad hail Mary pass.
or
"GET out of my way", aghhhh made it (plop plop plop in the background)
man I barley made it I had to hail mary it.
Hail Mary - slang
term used to describe the last effort used to talk a girl, usually a girlfriend, out of having your baby because she refuses to have an abortion. If successful, the guy usually celebrates by breaking up with the girl.
Suzi: Tom, I am pregnant with your kid and I won't have an abortion.
(time for a hail mary by Tom)
Tom: Suzi, I love you very much and would like nothing better than to have children with you. But, if we have a child now, that will ruin our chances of having a huge wedding, buying a home and raising many wonderful children together. If you have an abortion now, I promise we will have many children later.
Hail Mary
A word that describes something that is highly unlikely like the Hail Mary play in football (Used alot by football jocks)
Jock 1: Allen said he was gunna score Mindy
Jock 2: Bahaha, thats a Hail Mary !
Hail Mary
Song by 2Pac on the album Makaveli: The Don Killuminati - The 7 Day Theory. It's Track #3.
Come with me... Hail Mary nigga run quick see! What do we have here now? Do you wanna ride or die? La da da da da da da da...
Hail Mary
An end-of-the-night maneuver in a last ditch effort to get laid; usually marked by desperation and a high percent likelihood of failure.
Bar close after a long night of flirting and heavy grinding...
Girl: "I'm headed home now."
Boy: "I can't help but think I should be going with you." Hail Mary
Girl: "I have a boyfriend."
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Brando really threw a hail mary the other night when he whipped out his penis at last call.