Definder - what does the word mean?

What is A goober?

The act of dipping your testicles into your lover's fecal matter.

Person #1: Yo dude i was slammin' my girl last night and she offered to let me try some goobering with her!

Person #2: Damn bruh, how was it?

Person #1: It was dank af, my nuts smelled for hours!

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A goober - video

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A goober - what is it?

1)The absolute, highest you can be off marijuana
2)being so stoned you have no sense of the world anymore

E.g. 1
"Bro I took 6 dabs ever my first time smoking, I was Goobered"

E.g 2
"I got so Goobered I stared at a wall for 6 hours without even knowing it"

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What does "A goober" mean?

basically a goober is just a kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball. it's term of endearment really. it comes from the ancient scottish verb "to goub", which has to do with doing a dance and smiling sheepishly while doing so, exposing the goubs in one's teeth.

"That John is such a goober," said Jane as John vector-danced* his Junior Prom away.

*footnote: the vector dance involves angling one's arms to form angles and vectors and pumping them back and forth to music. basically, it's geeky as hell. but completely sexy.

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A goober - what does it mean?

Adjective:
1. To have the behavior of a goober.
2. To be a little bit of a silly goofy guy.

Person 1: Why is that guy dancing in class?
Person 2: He’s just being goofy.
Person 1: Bro is gooberous.

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A goober - meaning

Weirdo, dorky person

You are such a goober

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A goober - definition

Being overly intoxicated shit-faced

Holy shit I'm fucking Goobered man...

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A goober - slang

noun, a term of affection for a lovable, silly, lighthearted person. Always easy to poke fun at without actually meaning harm.

Person 1: Daisy is such a goober.
Person 2: But that is why we all love her.

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A goober

someone who is an utter fool but somehow you’re in love with everything about them

Jaxson, you’re such a goober.

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A goober

To be a silly goose.

You are such a goober.

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A goober

Useless Government

political systems with their heads in the sand and/or not to be trusted. Slang term for Government being Gooberment.

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