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What is A breakfast burrito?
When a woman with a blue waffle infection is fucked in the ass by a fat gross mexican. He then proceeds to insert his shit covered dick into her blue waffle vagina. After the Mexican busts a nut in the severely infected, shit covered pussy, hot pockets are then dipped into her rotten ham wallet to soak up all the delicious juices and turds that are in there. Someone then must eat the hot pocket to complete the tijuana breakfast burrito.
I got so drunk with Guillermo and and Maria last night I ate a Tijuana breakfast burrito.
I'm so hungry right now, I could even go for a Tijuana breakfast burrito.
A breakfast burrito - video
A breakfast burrito - what is it?
A man defecates into his partner's mouth in the morning, usually waking them in the process. They then pleasure him with oral sex, keeping as much of the feces in their mouth as possible in order to increase the man's pleasure.
My girlfriend gave me a breakfast burrito, and later died of several horrible diseases.
What does "A breakfast burrito" mean?
1. a burrito that has eggs, cheese, sausage, peppers, and other items that make it tasty.
2. the best breakfast one can eat.
McDonalds has one awesome breakfast burrito.
A breakfast burrito - what does it mean?
The gayest item of all the items on the Sonic menu.
"Hey, they didn't put your gay burrito in here. Where's your gay burrito?"
A breakfast burrito - meaning
"I woke up with a major breakfast burrito this morning and had to go to the peepshow to wank off."
A breakfast burrito - definition
morning wood. Erection first thing in the morning.
"I woke up w/ a massive breakfast burrito."
A breakfast burrito - slang
when a man shoves a piece of bacon up a girls ass and fucks it. It takes place in the morning
damn that breakfast burrito was amazing today
A breakfast burrito
One of the truely awesome foods of our time, a synthesis of Bacon, Cheese, Potatoes, Beans, Rice, Carne Asada, Pico, and Salsa. Only found in it's orginal form in San Diego. **Warning** will cause a violent shat about 10:30 in the morning, most likely at work, or possibly while playing Counter Strike at work.
Dude, I munched down a double B from Juanbertos, and now I've got the Volcano Craps. Totally worth it.
A breakfast burrito
When a man shits on a girl in bed then wraps her up in the blankets.
Johnny made Alison in to a breakfast burrito last night.
A breakfast burrito
When a person defecates on a person who is passed out, then wrapped up in the bed sheets
A few of Tony's fraternity brothers thought it would be funny to give him a breakfast burrito after he passed out from a night of heavy drinking.