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What is A Bon Jovi?1) Sometimes classified as a Hair Metal group they were really just an overrated pop rock band. They rose to success in the 1980s by taking the sound of already successful, more talented acts such as Def Leppard, Motley Crue and Van Halen and pussifying it into the bland, repetitive, pop music they are known for. Were popular with young women mostly because they all just wanted to bang Jon Bon Jovi, the lead singer. Their popularity has dwindled in recent years due to the fact that their fan base is now in their 40s and no longer part of the most import demographic in terms of record sales, teenage girls. For similar bands, see Poison. 1) Guy 1: What's the difference between Bon Jovi and the Jonas Brothers? A Bon Jovi - videoA Bon Jovi - what is it?Bon Jovi are quite possibly the most overrated band of all time. A hair metal band named after the frontman, Bon Jovi is a disgrace to mankind. Respectable human being: Man, that Bon Jovi is fucking horrid. How do you like them? What does "A Bon Jovi" mean?An adjective used to describe a talentless asshole who takes all the credit for the work of the entire team (e.g rock band). Little Johnny: How do you like my project? I did it all by myself! Isn't it great?! A Bon Jovi - what does it mean?to be interupted in the act of sex, i.e. while you are "half way there". see also getting off at the billy mills roundabout. trev - "i was shagging my bird the other night and got bon jovied by her mother" A Bon Jovi - meaningWhen you see a girl from behind with tight jeans, long flowing hair, only to find out its a guy from the front. Hey, check out this broad... Oh, shit its a Bon Jovi!!! GROSS A Bon Jovi - definitionlack of hair straightners . looks like a poodle crawled on a persons head died and fused to the scalp omg what the hell happened to u ?? A Bon Jovi - slangNoun; Tom tried to shave his Bon Jovi, but he ended up with a horrible infection. A Bon JoviTo sit in a tree for a long period of time waiting for a helpless soul to walk underneath as you spill your brown poopy toxins onto their unsuspecting foreheads. "Dude I made a tree fort and totally gave a dude a bon jovi." A Bon Jovinoun I haven't seen A Bon Jovi that sweet since Toby Keith came to town. A Bon JoviBeing interupted during sex - as in, 'half way there...'. "I was about to drop my load in Becky when my roommate bardged in the room. Becky ran to the bathroom, then wouldn't let me finish...leaving me with a Bon Jovi." |
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