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What is ALEJANDRO?
Alejandro has a nice cock😎
Maria: Alejandro’s have nice cock
Santiago: I wish I had at least 5 inches
Mateo: cashate cara de mierda
ALEJANDRO - meme gif
ALEJANDRO - video
ALEJANDRO - what is it?
noun - (Spanish variant of Alexander)
1. One who can hardly contain his awesomeness as it spills out of him everywhere he goes.
2. Extreme genius.
3. Male having an abnormally large member.
4. The most common name given to katanas, uzis, bomberplanes, warships, jetfighters, nuclear warheads, hedgetrimmers, and bear traps.
Example 1.
Move aside and let the Alejandro through.
Example 2.
Professor: Can anyone tell me who said, "for any self-consistent recursive axiomatic system powerful enough to describe the arithmetic of the natural numbers, there are true propositions about the naturals that cannot be proved from the axioms."?
Student: Do I look like an Alejandro?
Example 3.
Kim: Holy shit! Did you see that?
Martha: He must be an Alejandro.
Example 4.
"Watch out for that Alejandro"
What does "ALEJANDRO" mean?
The bestest friend ever; he is very shy at first, but when you get to know him he is the funniest person you've ever met. Its hard not to fall for him. He is the nicest person i have EVER met, and i love him more than the world.
I love you, Alejandro.
ALEJANDRO - what does it mean?
Alejandro is the popular kid but isn't the rude ass boy like all the others. He will say hi to you, talk to you, and laugh with you. Nicest boy ever loves his family and plays basketball. Don't get on his bad side though cause he will KILL YOU! Has good grades and I repeat, I repeat he DOES NOT CHEAT ON GIRLS. Makes you fall in love with him the instant you see him. So find yourself an Alejandro if you haven't found one!
person: I saw you talking to Alejandro
you: oh yeah it's like I have fallen for him...
ALEJANDRO - meaning
Her: omg, who is that sexy spanish man!?
Him: oh, he must be an Alejandro, you can tell by the scruff
ALEJANDRO - definition
Little Hispanic boy with a huge punisher.
Damn Alejandro has a massive punisher
ALEJANDRO - slang
The best friend you can ever ask for. Always there to listen and talk about anything on your mind. Funny, brave (most of the time), loveable, friendly, and really cares about his friends. There's always something to talk about with him. You would be lucky to have him in your life. Everyone can love him, since he's the sweetest guy on earth. He offers to buy presents to people that are hard to reject. I'm glad to have Alejandro in my life and i hope he will never leave.
"Have you met that Alejandro?"
"Yeah! He's my best friendl!"
ALEJANDRO
My name is Alejandro
ALEJANDRO
The best person you could ever meet.He could make you feel a thousand different ways.But of it is pure happiness.You love the little things about him.You love the way your hand feels in his.You love the way his lips feel on yours.You love the way he effortlessly puts a smile on your face.You love hearing his voice because it always makes you smile.When you hug him,you feel like your floating.You feel like theres nothing there that can hurt you.You guys are both in your own little world.He makes you feel like the happiest person in the world.You love the way he makes you feel when your with him.He makes you smile even 25/8.He has the most mesmerizing smile in the world . Its the smile that makes you fall in love over and over again. He treats you with so much respect and tells you that he loves you every single day.Even when your mad,he tells you that he loves you.Even when your sad he says those three words your days become 1000%.You can't go 5 minutes without texting him and if your not,your struggling to find something to keep you busy until he does.He text you all hours through the day.He knows almost everything thing about you, and whatever he doesn't know he going to figure it out because you know what.He loves you.He loves you with all his heart.Alejandro is someone that you cannot lose.Because if you do,your gonna be devastated.And if he loses you he's going to hurt like he's never hurt before.Because once he's fully committed to you,he's committed to you and ONLY YOU.
The only way you can describe Alejandro is A-M-A-Z-I-N-G !
ALEJANDRO
Alejandro: Protector, defender of mankind. You will definitely fall in love with him at first sight. He has the most amazing personality. He has a love like no other. A gentleman at heart. A handsome guy. The greatest father in the world. A true friend. Easy to talk to. Easy to love. I fell in love with Alejandro on the first night. Alejandro is strong, smart, funny, and loving. Alejandro is my dream lover and a blessing that came true. Im in love with you Alejandro.
FRIEND: Who is that?
ME: That is Alejandro
FRIEND: Ohh, so thats the guy who has you smiling all the time!