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What is ABS?
A smell that contains the combination of ass, balls, and shit. It can be used to describe any kind of foul odor. It is commonly smelled after a long night of partying or inside a locker room.
Your entire room reeks of ABS!
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ABS - what is it?
ABS (Author's Boredom Syndrome): When a writer gets the compulsive yearning to jot something down--anything!--due to a pressing sheer boredom. Could be poetry, a story idea, brainstorming, etcetera. More than half of the time, however, the end result will be mediocre because it was forced in order to conquer boredom.
"Man, work was boring as hell. what a long ass today. if it wasn't for my ABS, I don't think I could've made it."
or
"So, babe, did you write anything today?"
"Yeah...six poems."
"Damn! You usually only do one, two at the most."
"I was bored out of my mind, so my ABS kicked in. Chances are, they all suck."
What does "ABS" mean?
Acronym for "Aggressive Butt Sex" or "Angry Butt Sex".
That was some serious ABS we had last night, I haven't worked up a sweat like that since I was a teenager.
I didn't like that ABS last night; tonight, lets have CBS.
ABS - what does it mean?
Acronym for "Awkward Boner Syndrome"
I was at work the other day giving a presentation, when ABS struck!
ABS - meaning
Dude 1: D’you think dat she is an ABS babe, huh?
Dude 2: Nah, man.
ABS - definition
Acronym for "Angry Butt Sex".
Usually involves of a wrench, a pillow, an insulin needle, and a pissed off Bi-Polar Drunkard, known as Shannon O'Houlihan.
Person 1: how the hell is that drunkard chasing the kid with an insulin needle?
Person 2: Thats Shannon, i bet that poor kid stole Shannon's favorite wrench and pillow again... poor poor soul...
Person 3: EVERYONE SAVE YOURSELVES!!!! It's a Shannon O'Houlihan!!! he will have ABS with everyone!!! arrrrgggghhh
That was some serious ABS we had last night, I haven't worked up a sweat like that since I was a teenager
ABS - slang
an awesome abbreviation for when you have already stalked something or someone on any type of social networking i.e. facebook, twitter, tumblr.
literally stands for "already been stalked"
girl 1: did you see her trashy as fuck pictures from new years eve?!?!
girl 2: ugh ABS
ABS
Shortened acronym for "Adult Book Store" - commonly used in the male gay community in online postings (i.e.: Craigslist, AdultFriendFinder, etc.)
Craigslist posting: Looking to meet up at an ABS tonite! Wanna cum with.
ABS
Acronym for Anti-lock Braking System. This system uses a computer to control your brakes on your car by applying and releasing your brakes quickly to prevent skidding or sliding from occuring.
Shiz, i'm glad i gots ABS or else i woulda hit that dude!
ABS
This is ABS.
This absolute bull shit.