1990: President H. W. Bush first uses the term 'New World Order'.
2001: Years of planning by mankind's most secretive and influential organizations realize the fall of the WTC's Twin Towers, and massive damage to the Pentagon. George W. Bush delights in his new super powers, guts the Constitution, and subsequently wages war on Afghanistan, which somehow results in the U.S. being flooded with quality heroin.
2007: Russia tests the most destructive non-nuclear weapon on Earth.
A smokinβ hot chick that is βoff the chartsβ crazy, which actually puts her in the βno-goβ zone despite her extreme hotness.
Dude, did you hear Charlize Theron is single and looking for a man with βa pairβ to step up and date her? Yeah bro, but sheβs a 9-11, donβt do it.
while playing battlefield 3 when playing online to fly a jet in to the objective to kill/destroy the other team and/or by accident cause the jets are fucking hard to fly
guy1-fuck we can't make up the hill they are dug in deep
asshole pilot-fuck it i will just 9-11 the objective
guy1-really !?!?
asshole pilot-shi...(hes dead)
*September 11th*
Person 1: I love working in the tilted towers
Person 2: hehehehaw imma blow this bitch up
George Bush: nuh uh not yet we have to wait for everyone to go to the top floor of the tilted towers
Person 2: ok yea but kys i want to do it now pretty please
George Bush: nuh uh
Person 2: fine
*5 hours later*
Person 2 & 3: ALLAHU AKBHAR!!!!
*Twin towers explode*
Person 1: Imma jump off the towers family bye
Person 1 family: yay finally dad is gone
George Bush: now i must start a war with Afghanistan or somethin
*Kills binlanden*
Person 4: I love 9-11 it is the best holiday
1) The day that the United States government finally topped the Kennedy assasination in scale of lies it has the ability to sell to it's own citizens, in order to get funding and backing for a war we didn't need against a people who did nothing to merit the invasion in the first place.
Bad news. Referencing the tragedy that occurred in the U.S. on that day (September 11), "9-11" has taken on the connotation of any unpleasant event that has transpired.
Carl: "Evan, how'd you do on the chem test yesterday?"
Evan: "Don't ask, brozay. That shit was 9-11."